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Topic: I lost a Micro SD card, fora.

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #85,972

A 16GB SanDisk one. There was nothing important or confidential on it. It's not terribly expensive to replace. I know it's in my house somewhere.

What pisses me off is WHY ARE THEY SO GODDAMN FUCKING SMALL?! To the point where you cannot find it even if you know it's in your house somewhere. Yeah I could buy a new one for like $3 now (this one is old enough I think they were like $10 back then). I don't want to do that though. I want the micro SD card I lost. Why can't they make them bigger? I would have found it by now if it were just a regular size SD card.

If they're going to make them small, why not make them in really bright colors so it's easier to see? Like fluorescent day glow colors. Hot pink, bright orange, lime green? What shithead at SanDisk decided black was a good color for the easiest to lose form of storage ever invented?

FUCK I AM MAD ??????

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #984,880

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,881

People constantly lose them in my job and I always format them and steal them lol get dunked faggots.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,882

@984,880 (B)
No one ever lost floppy disks.

@previous (C)
Put malware on them and leave them in public places.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,883

So the port can be smaller and the space can be used more efficiently

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,884

@984,882 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I have two solutions for you. Get a dog and train the dog to locate grease of chicken fried steak. Make sure each SD card has some grease smeared on the card.

Damn the dog idea has a problem
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/where-did-my-micro-sd-card-go.2286988/
"The dog ate it."

2nd solution matches SD card with a RFID chip. You will need a RFID wand to locate missing chips in the future.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #986,025

@previous (B)
That won't work because everything in my house has chicken fried steak grease on it.

Also I finally found it.
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