Topic: What is the slowest and most painful way to kill a rat..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,897

I need to teach these little bastards some respect...teach them not to fuck with a real man..

Miserable Moe !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #984,049

Only a cruel, terrible person would do something like that.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #984,051

@previous (Miserable Moe !iAYoMftFR2)
Tit for tat..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,052

Bert you best trap that rat because soon you will be out of money and that rat will sustain you for a few days.

Miserable Moe !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,053

@984,051 (C)
Again, only a horrible, cruel monster of a man would think like that.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 second later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,054

Clean your filthy apartment.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #984,058

@984,053 (Miserable Moe !iAYoMftFR2)
yeah normal people kill dogs and cats instead

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #984,120

idk my cat killed the only rat we had, i think it was once someone's pet :<

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #984,128

i killed a lot of rats one time. mostly with pellets, one time with a piece of rebar

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #985,703

bump

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #985,707

Whitey Bulger was pretty slow and painful by all accounts.

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #985,975

spoon

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #986,080

@984,120 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

That's pretty imaginative, maybe it was also in the middle of a adventure in its search for his human.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #986,295

Have them live your life

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,335

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,470

@986,080 (L)
Aww
We got a new rat i think
My dog will murder it when she's healed up
Both my animals are hurtin :(

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,476

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Weird. The smell of cats is supposed to drive away rodents. I once moved into an apartment that had 2 mice living there already. I got a cat, she either scared away or murdered them both, never had any more mice come in.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,479

@previous (E)
This whole complex is full of rodents. My building actually has the fewest compared to any others, and the loft is so big i guess they know they can hide from catto? Catto isnt a big hunter, either, but doggo is. But theyre both gonna be recovering for a while...just hope the rodents don't fuck with sweet lil cat while he's healing, the poor thing almost died

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,483

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

What happened to your animals?
Also, that sucks. My complex has a similar problem, but with cockroaches. They have exterminators come in, but I still have to buy insecticide and spray for myself.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,487

@previous (E)
My dog just got spayed
my cat got out and idk what happened, i think he managed to get stuck in a car engine that got turned on while he was in it. All i know is he was injured so bad the vet wasnt sure he would make it, he got stitches and is still on an iv three days later

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,494

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It might have crossed the turf of a gang of other cats and got taught a lesson...some gets are very mean..

Hope it heals quickly..

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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,521

@986,487 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Sorry that has happened :(

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,528

@986,487 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Sorry to hear that, hope your cat heals quickly and completely.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,536

Maybe Merrin will say a prayer for the cat...that would be nice..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,581

@986,494 (C)
Doesnt look like an animal attack tho, no bite or scratch marks, it really looks mechanical. The vet said he usually sees this in cats who get out and get stuck in motors. :(

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,583

@986,521 (N)
@986,536 (C)
He's coming back home today! Three days on IV at the vet, stitches also. He's walking and eating and purrs every time they check on him :> still has a problem with his back leg so i got him a little tent and a scratchy thing for him to play with without walking

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,619

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Awwwwwwww..
If I got granted just one wish from a genie...I would use it to make kitty: pre-accident kitty..

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Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,629

@previous (C)

Triptych still don't want your rapebabies.

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,679

@986,583 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good I'm glad kitty is OK!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,775

@previous (N)
He's still right fuckered but hes alive and Im super happy about that!

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,827

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good <3

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,872

@986,775 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's an Easter miracle!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,923

@986,827 (N)
@previous (C)
both animals wearing the cone of shame recovering from surgery lmao

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,925

Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,932

@986,629 (E)

> Triptych still don't want your rapebabies.

Exemplary work, soldier! Exemplary work.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #986,958

@986,925 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awwwwww :)

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #987,022

@986,923 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh poor thing

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #987,031

@previous (Ben Johnson)
yeah i feel terrible for him, that wasnt even close to the worst wound (those got stitched up)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #987,062

Girldogs lampshade is so big...looks like it scoots on the floor as she walks..
Kitty doesn't look worried one bit..

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #987,236

@previous (C)
Cat cant even walk properly his legs are so fucked
Hes wearing the cone as long as he isnt eating
Dog is too big for the cone thats the next size smaller, she only wears it if im asleep or not home (which tbf is often)

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #987,308

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I bet it would fit you lol

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