Commander of the White Knights double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,023
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> Attention Dave from Russia (really from England): lel
Obey the mission, soldier. Unemployed substance-abusing basket cases who are male: "kill yourself you fucking waste of space". Unemployed substance-abusing basket cases who are female: "We're here to protect you, you dainty wee defenseless maiden".
Now fall in, lieutenant.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,025
@984,014 (C)
She cleans toilets and urinals at a bar..
Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,026
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> Color me confused!
I've been doing that since your first post.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,027
@previous (Commander of the White Knights)
I bet you have. I like knowing more about you than you'll ever know about me. :)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,028
She somehow colors it romantic cause it's a bar where edgy folks hang out.
Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,029
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,032
@984,029 (Commander of the White Knights)
why do you do this here when nobody ever really gives a shit about 'white knighting' here anyway. everybody already treats everybody like shit
Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,034
@previous (F)
That smiley really threw you didn't it Anon E? :) But to answer your question, the League of Virginal White Knights amuse me enormously.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#984,035
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,042
@previous (Commander of the White Knights)
Do I make you erect?
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,043
@984,025 (A)
And what do you do besides suck black dicks for spare change?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,045
She suffers one real calamity and thinks the world owes her special status for years..
I have told her how the bad times only get more frequent... but she was a haughty hussy and thought she had thick skin after one or two minor setbacks...Oh she was a product of a tough childhood and went through some minor eating disorders and an uncaring daddy...and now oh dear lord someone she was close to died..
Hold everything and everyone bow down on bended knee and embrace the poor tortured youth who has suffered so pitifully..
I tried to tell her such things were only the beginning and she scoffed and expelled raucous profanities..
Wait till she fails school and goes to work at waffle house and the night cook impregnates her and runs off and she goes on foodstamps and she begins an abusive lesbian relationship with the waitress that that forces her to get a tattoo of her name on her neck..
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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,046
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,047
@984,045 (A) > Wait till she fails school
She has always earned great grades. Why should she listen to you when you cannot even hold a simple job for two weeks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,055
This is her freakin' closet..
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,057
The kid gloves are off..
She needs to learn how it is in the real world..
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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,059
Oh I have it soooo rough...the Professors make me read a lot and I have to research stuff on Google and I have to scrub urinals at the bar so I can do ketamine and 2c-3pio and chase it all down with PBRs and then wake up on park benches with a sore cervix and all my stuff missing..
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,060
And then I blatantly ignore my posting responsibilities and when confronted I talk about my mutt dog's cute flea infested muttpups and frequently talk about my angst..
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,061
Fine work, soldier! Remember: feckless substance-abusers should be mercilessly ridiculed and told to kill themselves...unless of course said feckless substance-abusers are female, in which case all white knights are instructed to report for duty immediately!
Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,079
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I shall. But first I need a glass of water.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,080
Who supports the board...and who doesnt..
She is a total fraud..
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Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#984,082
@previous (A)
Tell them soldier! Tell them how much money you have donated to this fine chan!
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,084
@984,080 (A)
You're the fraud here. Triptch is living life off of obscure bbs.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,085
A man approached you so we scrambled the troops. You can thank them here for rescuing you if you want.
Meanwhile, we wish you the best of luck overcoming your problems. We believe in you and will always be here to support you and your life choices. You're a strong, valued, beautiful female.
And Bert - we hope your problems in life crush you, you pathetic substance-abusing piece of shit. Fucking die already, you weak, worthless, pathetic male.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,281
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Boo! Don't threaten people with that. It's lame
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,283
@984,247 (Commander of the White Knights)
It do be like that sometimes
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,291
It do indeed, which is why my troops stand ever-ready to support Triptych in her brave battles with unemployment, substance abuse, liberal sexual ethics, and impulsive life choices. She is an amazing, independent female.
Meanwhile, eco, if you're there - kill yourself you fucking waste of flesh. Your pathetic unemployment, substance abuse, disgusting whoring around, and blatantly dumb life choices make you a worthless loser. Die you pitiful, good-for-nothing male.
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Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,306
@984,281 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Nah, he knows I'm joking. We are besties although he'd never admit it!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,308
> So you think cdog and Bert are on the same level, except their sex?
If cdog wrote the exact same posts (about rough drug-fuelled sex in squalid apartments with junkies) and lived the exact same life, but was male, the Minichan League of Virginal White Knights would be writing very different posts to 'him'. 'He' would receive the exact same treatment as, well, as eco, who has the same kind of life but gets told to kill himself because he's worthless scum apparently.
Note - I couldn't care less how people live their lives. There's zero judgement from me for how anyone here lives. I'm just noting the shamelessly galling hypocrisy, and mocking it.
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Commander of the White Knights double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,319
> Nah, he knows I'm joking. We are besties although he'd never admit it!
I've actually no idea who you are, and you seem equally confused about who I am.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,323
@previous (Commander of the White Knights)
So you post smileys to anybody, huh? I thought we had something. :(
Commander of the White Knights replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,325
@previous (E)
I post them to mods who think a threat to DOX someone is worthy of any other response than a pity laugh.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,333
@previous (Commander of the White Knights)
Hey, I'm just repeating what FuckAlms said about TG2MerrinRussianSocksDave VPNing. Surprised you didn't catch that, he's said it enough.
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,335
> Hey, I'm just repeating what FuckAlms said about TG2MerrinRussianSocksDave VPNing. Surprised you didn't catch that, he's said it enough.
Why would I know or care what Fuckalms said about TG? I have no idea who you think I am but I'm not whoever it is because the reason I'm not "catching" your references is I've no fucking idea what you're referring to.
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,346
> Ok but that's just because minichan men are the dregs of society. It's not the women's fault.
I've never claimed it's the female's fault. Quite the opposite, I've said there's no judgement from me at all. I'm just laughing at the hypocrisy of the White Knights on here.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,349
@984,344 (Commander of the White Knights)
Okay. So are we back to being pals again?
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#984,355