Topic: Play a prank on your girlfriend

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,856

Hilarious!
Just rub this all over your apartment right before your girlfriend comes over and the act really nervous when she notices it and then tell her you've been really busy all morning and you're very tired and need a nap.

https://www.healthyandactive.com/pussy-juice-scented-lubricant/

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #983,640

Pussy...juice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,643

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh sorry, didnt mean to leave you out.

https://www.healthyandactive.com/8-5oz-jizz-scented-lubricant/

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,644

@previous (A)
I don't need that I have a bottle of bleach.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,646

OP
Wtf? I have to buy 6 pussy juice, to get free shipping.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,649

Theres no such thing as a free lunch anymore.
Well, except for illegal Mexican kids at school.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,650

@previous (A)
https://www.amazon.com/Juice-Vagina-Scented-Lube-8-25/dp/B00O5C6YUY
Price: $11.77 $12.39 $0.62 (5%)
FREE Shipping on orders over $25—or get FREE Two-Day Shipping with Amazon Prime

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,654

@983,640 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

You've never tasted it?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #983,658

@previous (D)
I have but calling it pussy juice is gag-inducing.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #983,660

@983,649 (A)
but school is free anyway

Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #983,661

@983,658 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I have but calling it pussy juice is gag-inducing.

one time I had a YouTube video on with auto captions and it transcribed 'cyanide' as 'pussy juice'

? replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,663

@previous (E)
> transcribed 'cyanide' as 'pussy juice'
I have enjoyed pussy juice and the flavor does vary. I have no clue what cyanide tastes like. Web says "smells like bitter almonds" One source says "Cyanide (hydrogen cyanide) has a metallic taste, and tastes like almonds.

One ex of mine tasted like fruit juice - Raspberry. May have been a med she was on.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,665

@previous (?)
shut the fuck up syntax

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,680

@previous (E)
Everyone is syntax

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,717

@983,658 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ok noob..

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Mr.Frank Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,727

@983,680 (F)
no, just syntax

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