Topic: Took a chance on a new snack.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,815

The first thing I noticed was that it's made in America. Then I can't get the bag open until suddenly it did get open. It's pretty good, it's baked with real cheese, blue cheese. There's chili on it, buffalo. But the only thing real is the cheese though.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #983,241

wow buffalo jerky

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,242

With blue cheese!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,243

so the spices are fake, you think?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #983,244

Ohhhhh.... I don't feel good.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #983,245

Catherine would have to make a dozen threads asking if she should take the risk on a new snack ?

beckyderp !TInYDicKMI joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #983,254

@983,244 (A)
go on...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,363

@previous (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)

Do you think it's worse than https://minichan.org/topic/83829 ?

Two months and it still feels like yesterday.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,395

USAmerican blue-cheesefood™ product? That's a very strong flavor for USAmericans not used to highfalutin snacks, and comparable to Colby in the rest of the world.

Will you be adding these snacks to your home made hamburgers with the boiled patties for a full restaurant quality meal?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,550

@983,254 (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)

I awoke many hours later from what I can only imagine was a coma, a mini coma.

@previous (H)

Why would anyone boil it? We are talking about the hamburger meat right? Nobody boils that, you'd have to be crazy to do that.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,557

ahh just boil the fuck out of it

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,564

@983,550 (A)
Sure, you might be searing the pattie afterwards, but everyone knows that all USAmerican food is boiled to rubbery perfection first.

beckyderp !TInYDicKMI replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,572

@previous (H)

> pattie

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,575

@983,564 (H)
I'm sorry you have such a low opinion of American food. Not everyone's palette is trained to appreciate subtle nuances of flavor. Hopefully you can grow to be broad-minded enough judge a meal on its merits in the future instead of aiming cheap jabs and stereotypes at a food you haven't tried.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,578

@previous (C)
Are you implying I haven't tried chicken boiled steak with white sauce?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,585

@previous (H)
I was talking about the food OP is trying. It sounds like maybe you did try some chicken though and the experience left you in your current scarred and close-minded state. I'm sorry for whatever that chicken did to you, but I'm hoping you can heal become more willing to experience different things in the future.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,590

@previous (C)
The unnamed USAmerican blue-cheesefood™ product snack? How would anyone know if they've tried it?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,594

@previous (H)
> How would anyone know if they've tried it?
WAT

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #983,611

@983,572 (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)
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