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Topic: It's time to end the death penalty, and it's up to me to do it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 7 years ago #85,794

The death penalty is rude and hypocritical, and it is time for me to take to the streets to protest it. Who will be joining me?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #982,958

But first I need to eat breakfast.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #982,959

I too want to murder Ronald McDonald.

(Edited 1 minute later by a moderator.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,960

I never said this thanks although I do need to eat breakfast.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,962

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If we never said this, then how did we know we needed to eat breakfast?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,963

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How about you get off my username and tripcode you dork???

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,968

If anything we need more death penalties.

BRING BACK THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,969

@previous (D)
a murder for a murder leaves everyone dead

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,971

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

Good.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,976

@982,969 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

Not for one person

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,980

@previous (B)
wait are you a genuine unironic supporter of the death penalty??

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,982

@OP

> The death penalty is rude and hypocritical, and it is time for me to take to the streets to protest it. Who will be joining me?

Then you might as well end life as we all know it.

Rude and Hypocritical is and will always be much of what life is. The Death penalty matches this Exactly.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,984

@previous (F)

Your state is too pussified to use it!

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,985

@982,982 (F)
Most people don't actually live in a country with the death penalty u Mora excluding china

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,986

@982,984 (D)
Which again proves "Rude and Hypocritical is and will always be much of what life is"

My state recently voted to uphold the death penalty and our new governor failed to obey the law.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,989

@OP
I like this interpretation of Fake anon. It’s simple, yet spirited. He doesn’t oppose the death penalty for some deep philosophical reason, he just thinks it’s impolite. So he’ll go to the streets to protest it, alone if need be.

I honestly prefer it to the canon Fake anon, who I think lost that simple charm a while ago.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,990

@982,986 (F)

Come to Texas, we have and use the death penalty, have laxed firearms control, and recently voted to stop giving last meals to death row inmates!

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,991

@982,989 (G)
Agree

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,992

@982,985 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
> Most people don't actually live in a country with the death penalty u Mora

Nonsense. 100% of ALL Countries have the Death Penalty. Police kill people and people kill other people. Bang Bang and your dead. You might quibble about the difference between legal vs illegal or law vs order.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,994

@982,990 (D)
> and recently voted to stop giving last meals to death row inmates!

Steak and Lobster was over the top. Also I doubt anyone about to die is going to have much of an appetite.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,995

@982,992 (F)
I think you don't really understand what the death penalty is

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,997

@982,994 (H)

Some people would request things like "A bottle of Merlot and two packs of cigarettes."

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,998

@982,995 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
You're just trying to make things complicated. Even in the Bible they have "Eye for an Eye" Yet There is "Thou shalt not commit murder"

So I favor say in the case of the recent Killer of 50 people in New Zealand - Death. However I if I were a King order such death to require such person sentenced to death to have to BEG and Beg to be Killed. To Demand to be put to death. And of course I wood as King, insure such person was incarcerated in such a way that they wood demand death.

Mr.Frank Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,002

Externally hosted image@previous (F)
> insure

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,007

@982,998 (F)
i know you remember your youth fondly but its not the middle ages anymore

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,013

@982,980 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

I'm just saying that murder for a murder leaves one person still alive at the end

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,015

@previous (B)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago,
I too want to murder Ronald McDonald.
(Edited 1 minute later by a moderator.)

What did you really say?

Mr.Frank Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,020

@previous (H)
peepeepoopoo doodoo teetee caca

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,024

Externally hosted imageI liked it when Obama was sentencing people to death without trial and didn't care about mistaken identity or even collateral damage to innocent bystanders. He won a peace prize for those drone strikes, so obviously the death penalty is good when you have a kill list.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,029

@983,015 (H)

Not sure why the moderators are defending Donald Ronald Trump.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,032

@983,013 (B)
oh right thats true

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,049

@982,997 (D)
> Some people would request things like "A bottle of Merlot and two packs of cigarettes."

That sounds pretty good.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #983,161

@previous (K)
I would request two epic cocktails and a pack of Marlboro reds...in the soft pack...along with a generous helping of some femdom caption porn and a wet cloth..

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,890

Softly bumping this. One of Fake anon's best ever threads, IMO.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,893

I factually did not make this thread you mora foramora.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,894

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ah, I guess you made this while you were drinking so you forgot. Don't worry, lad, it happens to all of us at some point.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,897

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I literally, LITERALLY, L I t e r A l L y did not make this thread.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,899

That being said, I do oppose the death penalty completely.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,919

Did they ever catch that Kony guy? ?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,920

@1,129,897 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,129,899 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sure you didn't. It was that cheeky user who knows your tripcode. That person is such a rascal.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,931

@1,129,899 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, but I've decided that I don't really want to go outside and protest things right now.

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,937

@1,129,919 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

It's still Kony 2012

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,968

@1,129,919 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
yeah

dw double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,969

Wait do you mean joseph kony or jason russel

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,992

@1,129,920 (D)
Yes precisely.
@1,129,931 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You should go out and protest protests tbh.

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,130,086

The Death Penalty is proper justice for premeditated murder.

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 1 year later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,740

Bump

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,750

@982,980 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

Yea
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