Topic: i think my straight friend is in manlove with me

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,579

We're NOT gay. NOT NOT NOT gay. Okay, the whole married on facebook thing was a joke. We only kissed once and it was a dare. Hypothetically, theoretically, if we were gay and wanted to have bumsex because we're both homeless hipsters, how could we do that and still NOT FUCKING GAY be invited to our family's christmas dinner?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #150,471

stfu go suck a cock

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #150,475

@previous (B)
NOT GAY I WILL MANSEDUCE YOU IN A MASCULINE FASHION AND NOT CUDDLE YOU AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #150,487

@previous (A)
but im a woman :O

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #150,496

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN OP

YOURE REALLY >IMPLYING A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT ALMOST BUT NO I ASSUME THIS IS COMPLETELY AN ORIGINAL STORY

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A QUEER

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,578

@150,487 (B)
I AM STILL ATTRACTED TO YOU KNOWING YOU ARE A WOMAN. I AM! I AM NOT GAGGING AND REELING, I MEAN I AM I HAVE THE FLU! I ALSO HAVE SEVERAL SUBSCRIPTIONS TO ADULT MAGAZINES, AND ONLY THREE OF THEM ARE HOMOEROTIC AND I READ THOSE IRONICALLY!

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,583

Sup to4str?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,584

@OP
:o

@150,475 (A)
:o

@150,487 (B)
:o

@previous (green)
:o

green replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,586

I dun derped. Cos i cos i dun derped.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,588

@previous (green)
:o

green replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,593

@previous (F)
You're cute.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,594

@previous (green)
:o

I'm a dude, dude.

green replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,595

@previous (F)
:D

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