Topic: Nearly got harpooned..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,769

I was lounging on the porch...enjoying a smoke...when I looked down and saw a big ass bumblebee was stuck on the leg of my jeans..

quite terrified I swatted at it frantically with my phone and it took a second or so to knock it off...aaaaahhhhh..

It fell on the ground and I stomped the shit out of it...then waited for my heart to stop racing..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #982,657

Pussy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,660

@previous (B)
eat my fuck..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,661

@982,657 (B)

> Pussy.

seriously. a bumblebee?? they barely even sting. huge pussy detected. i have lost some respect for you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,666

@previous (C)
Bumblebees can sting and sting and sting and sting...if caught in clothing..

there are some individuals that were allergic to their stings and had a couple of traumatic experience with bumblebees when they were like five or six years old..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,668

@previous (A)
some individual pussies maybe ?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,670

@982,666 (A)

> traumatic experience with bumblebees

God, you are such a pussy... Waste of a 666 post.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,671

@previous (B)
a six year old being chased by bumblebees and having one get caught in his sock and stinging him repeatedly then having an awful allergic reaction requiring an Eroom visit is not traumatic...ok..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #982,674

@previous (A)

Sounds like this could have been avoided by paying attention, and avoiding the hive. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,692

More better..

https://youtu.be/otM070WxMf4

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,699

that bumblebee was my brother

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,713

A bumblebee does not sting unless you provoke it. All you had to do was swat it away. But no, you had to curbstomp it you fucking pussy ass bitch.

I'd be more worried about wasps.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,723

@982,666 (A)

> Bumblebees can sting and sting and sting and sting...if caught in clothing..
>
>
> there are some individuals that were allergic to their stings and had a couple of traumatic experience with bumblebees when they were like five or six years old..

Bumblebees sting once and lose their stingers unlike the wasp, yellow jacket and hornet who can inflict multiple stings in a single assault.

You need to calm down.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,727

@previous (F)
You are Full of Shit..

Aparrantly youve never been stung by a bumble bee..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,728

@previous (A)
I don't know a single person who has been stung by a bumble bee

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,729

@previous (C)
Now you do..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,731

@982,728 (C)

That is because they are non-aggressive, and only sting to defend the nest or if in immediate danger. So basically, they only sting idiots who are too scared to remain calm.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,733

@previous (B)
Like a six year old kid..

Exactly..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,735

@previous (A)

I once inhaled a bee through a whistle, at age 5. I blew it out onto my hand, shook it off, and was not stung.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,736

@previous (B)
And..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,737

@982,735 (B)
Just ten years ago...huh..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,738

@982,736 (A)
@previous (A)

> Mad and stupid.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,739

@previous (B)
Fuck you..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,740

@982,733 (A)
why do you still react like a six year old then

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,741

@previous (C)
If you see a six year old... run up and slap him motherfucker...see how it works out for you..

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,744

@previous (A)
and then in 45 years, make like I'm gonna smack him again and watch him react like a little bitch? ok

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,749

@982,741 (A)
We aren't child abusers like you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,753

@previous (E)
If you spare the rod...you spoil the child..

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,758

I got a spare rod right here

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,760

lol bert is scared of bees

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,788

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
I guess we know for sure he's not behind Burt's bees.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,789

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Pied de Sucre Diabétique de Bert is 100% a Bert original, tho.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,790

@982,740 (C)
I may still be allergic..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,792

@previous (A)

And you're definitely a scared punk bitch.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,796

@previous (B)
Pull up on me then son..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,797

@previous (A)

I'll just release a couple bees near you, and the fight will be over.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,799

@previous (B)
Ha ha..

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,801

@982,790 (A)
You seem very upset now and in need of attention.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,802

@982,799 (A)

Watch out for the scary bees, Bert!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,804

@982,801 (F)
Not upset...I thought his reply was funny..

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,809

@982,790 (A)
if you were allergic you would know lol

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,810

Bert's to scared to do this. Pussy bitch.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,811

@982,809 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
I know I was allergic 40 something years ago..

I was allergic to Christmas trees(cedar trees) back then also...but I'm not now...not sure about the Bbees..

Minichan