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Topic: can you overdose on pain relief patches?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,761

how many Salonpas do i need to slap on myself to die

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #982,597

I would love to have a Fentanyl patch right about now..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,601

> how many Salonpas do i need to slap on myself to die

It's probably more than $20 worth. Fuckin' rip off.

Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,612

Does Violet Baudelaire put pain patches on her hairy little vagina?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,614

@previous (Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY)
Shouldn't you be asking her that question..

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Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #982,619

@previous (B)
That's the thing: they escaped! Where are those cursed little Baudelaires??

beckyderp !TInYDicKMI joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,626

@982,612 (Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY)
You are a fucking creep. Jesus

Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,627

@previous (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)
If you read the books, then you see that I am, indeed, a creep!

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beckyderp !TInYDicKMI replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,628

@previous (Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY)
just reading your posts is enough

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,632

I would say that just the right amount of patches would give the wearer super powers

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,642

@982,612 (Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY)
This is too much

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,651

@982,612 (Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY)
Hi Matt. I know it's difficult for you, but please refrain from talking about little girls' vaginas. THank you.

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,669

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Violet Baudelaire, is fourteen at the beginning of the series, turns fifteen in The Grim Grotto, and is sixteen upon leaving the Island at the end of The End.

Talking about little girls' vaginas and poop is what Matt is all about.

Count Olaf !U4kp.LqgeY replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,675

@previous (J)
? ?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,690

@982,669 (J)
at that age, they can have tits the size of bowling balls

Count Olaf !vniXELmz6k joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,691

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
or sandbags

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,775

@previous (Count Olaf !vniXELmz6k)

Or potatoes

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #982,780

Every time this happens a version of Eminem's Without Me starts kicking around inside my head.

Guess who's back, back again
Indy's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?


It's just begging for a full Matt-themed rewrite. One day I'll sit down and do that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,014

come on..
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