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Topic: Slept funny on my hand now it hurts

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,667

Why does life have to be so difficult?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later[^] [v] #981,469

Upgrade to being a robot. All these problems will melt away.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #981,471

Shouldn't Americans say "sleeped"?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,499

In the future, try not to sleep on your hands.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,528

@981,471 (C)

> Shouldn't Americans say "sleeped"?

what

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,529

@previous (E)
like dreamt/burnt/learnt in british english

thanks

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,530

@previous (C)
we use those in American English too. why would you think otherwise
not so much learnt but yeah

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,531

@previous (E)
none of learnt, spelt, burnt (the verb), spilt (the verb), dreamt (except AAVE) are used in american english

or if they are they are non-standard and really uncommon

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,544

@previous (C)
They are more common verbally than in actual writing or typing.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,546

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
that's just loose pronunciation of -ed at that point, i mean the spellings

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,547

@previous (C)
But I know I pronounce a T at the end of the words.

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,548

@981,546 (C)
I'd write spilt milk. Not spilled milk

Dead !Pool..v42s triple-posted this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,549

@981,546 (C)
I'd say you spelt that incorrectly

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,550

@981,548 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
yes, that's an adjective not a verb tho

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 9 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,551

@981,531 (C)
I dreamt a wondrous dream last night

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,552

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
This one literally, no one writes dreamed

Dead !Pool..v42s triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,553

@981,550 (C)
It's a post tense of the verb

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,554

@981,552 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
americans do! search minichan for "dreamt" and it's 75% brits and europeans, then search for "dreamed" :)

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,555

@981,553 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
but your example is the adjective "spilt", which is used in both UK and US english

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,556

@981,554 (C)
Your basing all Americans on minichan users? And also basing what fits into the American language on how they type online?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,557

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No, it's just an easy way for you to search. You can do a quick google for "learnt vs learned" or similar to read up on US/UK spelling differences i guess

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/dreamt-dreamed/
https://www.writing-skills.com/60-second-fix-learnt-or-learned
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spilt
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/learnt
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dreamt
etc.

some are marked as "alternative" or "non-standard" in the US elsewhere, so there's that

but still

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,558

@981,556 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
also you're*

also you haven't used the word "learnt" in 8 years of posting here that I can see! nor dreamt

Anonymous C triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,559

also years of having to explain to USAmericans that "learnt" and "dreamt" are not typos lol

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,560

@previous (C)
You're not so much "explaining" as doubling down on pretending your incorrect way of speaking actually makes sense.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,561

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
now you listen here you little shit

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,562

@981,531 (C)

> none of learnt, spelt, burnt (the verb), spilt (the verb), dreamt (except AAVE) are used in american english
>
> or if they are they are non-standard and really uncommon

what. why would you know more about how Americans talk than an an American

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,563

@previous (E)
lol

why would an oncologist know more about cancer than somebody with cancer!

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,564

@previous (C)
so you have a degree in being a weird prick online??

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,565

@previous (E)
yes!

do i need to introduce minichan to google ngram viewer

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,566

@previous (C)
by all means share more of your knowledge with us

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,567

@previous (E)
sure

navigate your internet web-site browsing software to https://books.google.com/ngrams

query: "learnt" corpus: american english smoothing: 3 (default's fine)

observe the results

query: "learned" corpus: american english smoothing: same (important)

observe the results

repeat for dreamt/slept/whatever and if you are curious change the corpus to british english

today you learnt: most verbs ending in -t are uncommon in american english, where the preference is -ed (or -d) over -t

fuck i hate this website

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,569

a good barn muffin should set you right

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,573

@981,567 (C)
keep going ?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,592

Externally hosted image@981,567 (C)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,593

@previous (B)
babby's first ngram :D

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,600

@previous (C)
mad

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,602

In Soviet Russia, hand falls asleep ON YOU!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,609

@981,600 (B)
shut up cunt you know I love you

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,676

Also funny how? Like a clown?

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,677

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Rita Rudner funny.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,741

@981,676 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You joke but I just had to have my hand amputated, please try to have a little empathy

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,788

@previous (A)

Post pucture of nub, please.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,792

@981,741 (A)
Do the other one tonight!
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