Topic: My headphone miraculously healed itself!

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,653

The sound was gone on one side, noe its back. Amazing.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #981,259

Hallelujah! It's a miracle!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #981,261

@previous (B)

Yeh!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,262

You can get ear buds at the Dollar General store for 1 dollar..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,265

No task is too trivial for the Lord.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,295

@981,262 (C)
They are so shitty though and I've had many pairs come out of the package with one side not working

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,303

This could have been caused by a problem with the jack, and not by the earphones themselves.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,307

@981,265 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> No task is too trivial for the Lord.

Like this Lord will fix a headphone but does nothing to stop pedophile priests from raping kids.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,311

@previous (G)
God never heals amputees either.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,312

@previous (H)

What an asshole.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,313

@981,311 (H)
They say God made heaven and earth. He must be skilled at making amputees and pedophiles, in his spare time.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,314

@981,295 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I personally hate earbuds, and always use over the ear headphones, when I can.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,318

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
Why?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,322

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Probably scared of earbud parasites

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,325

@981,318 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They usually have better bass response, for one. Also, I don't like cramming things into my ears. It is uncomfortable to me.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,373

@981,313 (I)

> They say God made heaven and earth. He must be skilled at making amputees and pedophiles, in his spare time.

Your second sentence does not follow logically from the first.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,376

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yeah, the "in his spare time" part doesn't make much sense. God is skilled at making amputees and pedophiles any time he wants.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,380

@previous (B)
Your statement doesn't follow logically from Anon I's first sentence.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #981,399

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
God sucks at making amputees and pedophiles?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,479

@previous (B)
Your question doesn't follow logically from my statement.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,480

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Amputees and pedophiles aren't part of the heavens or the earth and exist outside the universe God created?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,498

@previous (B)

> Amputees and pedophiles aren't part of the heavens or the earth

They are.

> and exist outside the universe God created?

No.

Your question still doesn't follow logically from my statement.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,500

God is a pedophile.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,501

@previous (L)
What leads you to conclude this?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,505

@981,500 (L)
Idiot..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,581

@981,501 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
God is merely "okay" at creating amputees and pedophiles at no specific time?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,589

@previous (B)
Why have you put okay in quotation marks? Whom are you quoting?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,598

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I'm using them for emphasis. Why have you italicized okay in your question?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,604

@previous (B)

> I'm using them for emphasis.

Quotation marks are not used for "emphasis" you silly boy :))))))) Italics are :)))

Chris Irvine joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,611

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yes they are

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,621

@previous (Chris Irvine)
You dont make the rules here..

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,634

@previous (C)
Neither do you. Unemployment rules you.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,644

@previous (N)
stfu..

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,649

@previous (C)
You seem upset.

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