Topic: Ugh...what a mistake..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,614

So I went by the package store yesterday and I thought...hmmm let's change things up today..
I decided to get a pint of 100 proof Smirnoff instead of my regular favorite..
I should have realized that was only two cocktails and it even cost more..

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #980,767

Stores are always unforgiving towards adventurous people.

Smallerdog joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,799

lol alcoholism

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,800

One pint is 16 ounces. So berts so called epic 5 shots is really 8 shots.
Apparently bert did not pass math.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,802

> lol alcoholism

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,815

@980,800 (D)

Lol one pint is 18oz retard

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,816

What are you doing buying pints? You drink a lot and you're not going to stop anytime soon so why not buy handles? Seriously.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,818

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Inorite?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,823

@980,816 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

If you're not going to be drinking fresh home-brewn mead from the horn of an ox I don't even want to know

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,851

@980,816 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
They come in those cool hip flask bottles you can easily fit into a pocket!

Also, I've bought pints before because I knew I wouldn't stop drinking until the alcohol was gone. I was counting on my own drunken lethargy to be a form of self-control later.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,864

@previous (H)
When I only have 80 proof I will often just chug the pint in one long swallow..

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,865

@980,816 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
If I buy handles of 190 I'd wind up in prison..

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,868

@980,864 (A)
One long chug, yeah. Do it on an empty stomach too. It's always best to take your liver by surprise like that. Slow sipping cocktails is just telegraphing your moves.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,869

@980,865 (A)
don't be a pussy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,870

Oh I just went and got the real deal..

100 proof is for lightweights..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,915

UK and US pints are different amounts of ounces, which by the way, aren't even the same ounces as each other

you see, the US measures derive from older UK measures and with the war and separation, the US did not change over when the UK did. The US gallon is what the UK wine-specific gallons were.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #981,252

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
how many ounces are in each

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