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Topic: FAO: Father Merrin, yet another VERY early depicition of Jesus

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,595

Externally hosted imageHmm. No flowing blonde hair and pale skin.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #980,610

People tend to make god in their own image?

I know we pretend the opposite is true, but it's really the reverse right? People always think God is just like them. It's an all powerful version of them and what they think the world might be if everyone just did what they said. People have always done this. Even if the God was part animal or part celestial body or part whatever. It's always part human. God, or some god, is just like us in part. Part Sun, or part cow, or part eagle, or part crocodile. It doesn't matter. It's just a myth. Maybe God comes to Earth as his own son and kills himself to himself as a sacrifice that makes him smile so he can can make people free like he made other people free. Maybe it's a king that conquers the demons. Maybe it's a one God that speaks through a prophet that no one agrees about.

It's a myth for a reason. No one actually thinks what you think. No one actually believes in your personal Jesus or Mohammed or whatever. It's not real. All you can do is hope that people around you won't be horrible to you. They won't be horrible to you. Mostly because they are feeling the same thing that you are. I know it helps if you all huddle together and pretend to believe in a bullshit whatever, but it's not what really makes life special. It's the fear and respect that you treat other pieces of life with. Treat every life, every person, you meet like a newborn baby, and value them like new life upon this earth.

Just be nice to each other. Treat everything you see like a piece of your living self. See how that works. When it fails, remember the first rule.

EDIT: Oh, AND DON'T FUCK KIDS. Especially, don't FUCK KIDS and cover up about you FUCKING KIDS. If you FUCK KIDS and keep FUCKING KIDS and cover up for other people FUCKING KIDS. God WILL BURN IN A LAKE OF FIRE. Seriously, taking advantage of old people and kids is just about as far as you you can go without people delighting about you being broken on the wheel and dismembered on Earth. If you do shit like that and think you are getting away with it in MY NAME?? The next INFINITY years is going to suck for you.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #980,611

What I'm saying is the only that makes you good is you. Be it or don't.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,628

Bless you for continuing to provide proof that Jesus was a real historical character, OP!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,637

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
And how exactly is this proof?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,638

Externally hosted image@previous (D)
Here is equal proof of the existence of dragons. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,699

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's a pretty adorable dragon.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,704

@980,638 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well, it's proof of what people imagined at that time.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,734

Externally hosted image@980,638 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

And here is equally strong proof of aliens existing and having penises. Or maybe that they take shits? I don't know; because it is a cave drawing, and the person who made it is dead.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,737

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
That is proof of large prehistoric labia. Thanks

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,753

@previous (H)

I think the vagina in this photo is in the upper right-hand corner of the picture.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,755

@OP

> Hmm. No flowing blonde hair and pale skin.

yuk it looks like pauly shore
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