Topic: How to send an anonymous letter in 2019 and not get caught?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,524
Need to send a letter USPS and avoid getting caught
Advice welcome
Advice welcome
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #980,048
No one uses US mail except - Sorry cannot think of anyone that does anymore.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #980,049
Even sending a letter by USPS, you can still get caught.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #980,051
Can you drive far distances?
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #980,052
Just make sure you don't leave the stamps used to mail it and the magazines you cut the letters out of at the Nigerian guys house.Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #980,053
Just write "This letter was NOT sent by *your name*." The police legally cannot consider you a suspect because you have an alibi.
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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,070
Use a fake name and address, fucking duh
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,071
I used to reply to messages in magazines that said "I'll reply to everyone who writes" but I wouldn't put any return address and the note enclosed was "I bet you can't reply to this one"
Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,072
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,074
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Jussie Smollett is openly gay.
It kind of pissed me off for a while because every fucking news article took pains to point that. It's like YES WE UNDERSTAND HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT. They also all pointed out that he is black. It's like YES I CAN SEE HE IS BLACK FROM THE PICTURE YOU PUT IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE.
Jussie Smollett is openly gay.
It kind of pissed me off for a while because every fucking news article took pains to point that. It's like YES WE UNDERSTAND HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT. They also all pointed out that he is black. It's like YES I CAN SEE HE IS BLACK FROM THE PICTURE YOU PUT IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,075
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm just picturing someone reading a news article: "Oh! So that is what the 'black fag' part of that letter was about. I was confused."
I'm just picturing someone reading a news article: "Oh! So that is what the 'black fag' part of that letter was about. I was confused."
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,076
he's a gay
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,142
Op where are you?
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,146
You could hire a courier.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #980,954
@980,051 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yes
@980,070 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
uh people get caught all the time this is bad advice
@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
bad advice
yes
@980,070 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
uh people get caught all the time this is bad advice
@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
bad advice
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #980,975
@previous (A)
You need to get the most popular paper and pens (not most expensive) at a big box store and do self check out with other items. Don't touch anything with bare fingers after opening. Don't lick stamps or envelopes. Gas up your car in your area and drive away as far as you can to mail it in an area with low surveillance. Burn all of the rest of the paper and stamps and packaging and even the pen you use afterwards.
Don't include a return address or make one up.
You need to get the most popular paper and pens (not most expensive) at a big box store and do self check out with other items. Don't touch anything with bare fingers after opening. Don't lick stamps or envelopes. Gas up your car in your area and drive away as far as you can to mail it in an area with low surveillance. Burn all of the rest of the paper and stamps and packaging and even the pen you use afterwards.
Don't include a return address or make one up.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #980,982
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Ok but if they don't include their real address, they won't know if it actually got delivered or was returned to sender!
Ok but if they don't include their real address, they won't know if it actually got delivered or was returned to sender!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #980,989
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,122
@980,975 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Don't include a return address
It felt like serious advice until you wrote this.
> Don't include a return address
It felt like serious advice until you wrote this.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,125
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,128
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,131
@previous (I)
Agreed
Remember when BTK asked the police if they could trace a floppy disk to a computer and they said no, and he was caught? That was funny
Agreed
Remember when BTK asked the police if they could trace a floppy disk to a computer and they said no, and he was caught? That was funny
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,133
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #981,136
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #981,468
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #981,491
@981,131 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol. That was funny.
@previous (A)
Technically no, they weren't able to trace it to an exact computer. However, he printed a document from the disc at his church, and created the documents on the disc using his real name. So, he basically handed them the evidence.
lol. That was funny.
@previous (A)
Technically no, they weren't able to trace it to an exact computer. However, he printed a document from the disc at his church, and created the documents on the disc using his real name. So, he basically handed them the evidence.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #981,493
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #981,494
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Idk, but he would have gotten away with it, if he hadn't gotten all pissy that the media assumed he was either dead or incarcerated. Since a lot of murder cases depend on confessions to determine who all a person actually killed, this may fall into a grey area. It's not like people are normally going to sympathize with a serial killer either
Idk, but he would have gotten away with it, if he hadn't gotten all pissy that the media assumed he was either dead or incarcerated. Since a lot of murder cases depend on confessions to determine who all a person actually killed, this may fall into a grey area. It's not like people are normally going to sympathize with a serial killer either
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #981,495
@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
It has basically nothing to do with the fifth amendment. I just like to offer bad constitutional or legal objections to things because it makes me laugh.
It has basically nothing to do with the fifth amendment. I just like to offer bad constitutional or legal objections to things because it makes me laugh.