You can press the 'capslock' key instead of holding 'shift' down all day while you type.
...is the feeling that your butthole got stretched to the limit
oh,
shift
nevermind
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Nah, bert be liking dat long hard cock after a long hard shift.
@980,069 (Sheila LaBoof)
The after work shit is always so satisfying