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Topic: I am thinking of applying to work for the US Forestry Service.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq started this discussion 7 years ago #85,507

They have openings in my birth state, and I think I would really enjoy the work involved. I know it won't necessarily be a glamorous job, or an easy job, but I am giving serious consideration to it. What do you think, forum?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Hell yeah, Forestry Service! 8 89%
Nah, forests are lame. 1 11%

Becky's Butt joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #979,901

have you ever like, operated a chain saw

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,902

@previous (Becky's Butt)

Yes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,903

This sounds like an interesting opportunity

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,904

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Agreed. I think it may be a carreer I could be happy doing for the rest of my working life.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,905

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
Do you really love being outdoors?

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,906

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Yes, I am very fond of camping, and love and respect all forms of wildlife.

Becky?s Anus !zrxMtehfVA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,907

Can you kill a Grizzly with your bear hands?

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,908

Externally hosted image@previous (Becky?s Anus !zrxMtehfVA)

> bear hands

No, but part of the job is protecting the wildlife. I would get a pistol, but I would not use it on anything that wasn't posing a direct threat to me or another human life.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,909

Yeah do it

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,910

may as well get to work with it while it's not yet abolished

beckyderp !TInYDicKMI joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,914

What does this entail? I would imagine it's interesting

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,928

Does it include search and rescue duties?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,952

I considered it when I was younger but never pursued it. It'll really suck though if there's a forest fire. You'll be out helping to put it out.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,961

I was hoping this was Bert and I was about to tell him it's the ideal job because he can just get drunk in the woods all day

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,998

@979,914 (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)

Basically, I would mainly be putting up signs, and scouting out areas, to ensure there are no dangerous animals in the area. Along with several other tasks.

@979,928 (H)

S&R is mainly done by volunteer groups, in conjunction with forest rangers, so it is a possibility I would end up doing some S&R.

@979,952 (I)

Yeah, like I said, I know it won't be easy work. I know at times it will probably be pretty miserable, but I am still not dissuaded.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,999

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
Cleaning up restrooms. That is really what you will be doing. Also picking up trash along roadways.

Becky's Butt replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,000

@979,998 (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
don't forget cleaning bathrooms and trail work

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,001

@979,999 (K)

Yes, that too. Also, telling people to stay out of dangerous areas.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,012

Make sure you don't climb up the staircases.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,013

@previous (L)

Any abandoned steps would most likely not be structurally sound, so I won't be climbing any abandoned staircases, paranormal or not.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,029

They will not hire you

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,030

They will hire you

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,032

They might hire you and then fire you

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #980,037

They might fire you and then hire you if Dr Hawking was correct
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