Topic: I think the reason I don't like "smart assistants" like Alexa/Cortana/OK Google is because of Clippy
Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #85,487
I keep getting flashbacks to Office 97 and Microsoft Bob ?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #979,648
Clippy was annoying.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,651
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,652
clippy sells dope to kids
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,655
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,660
Ummm.... You know you could just turn the assistant off, right? I know you were able to in office 2003, at least.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,663
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,671
It would be funny if smart assistants had a mode that made them as annoying as clippy. They could track your GPS and purchase data in order to ring your phone frantically every time you try to do anything. *ping* "It looks like you're trying to pump gas. Would you like to watch an instructional video about pumping gas and safety regulations?" *ping* "It looks like you are trying to pull out into traffic. Would you like me plan a route to work for you?"
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,673
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,685
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,686
that fucking ape reminds me of that repulsive ventriloquist dummy named Peanut
I hate its god damn swollen belly so much
I hate its god damn swollen belly so much
