Topic: PIMPING 101

Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #85,476

Got Ladies Selling They Ass & Payin' Me Cash
I'm still New 2 Da Pimpin, but I Learn the Game Fast!
I Supply'em wit' Condoms, and 'Run tha Phone'
& When My Girls Get FRISKY, I Give'em the Bone...

I Put They Ads Online, Take Photos to Make'em look Fine
Everybody Got they Method, but I'm Tellin' You Mine!
My Girls Conduct Calls Out My Spare Bedroom
When It's time To Get Money, Yeah They Rush & Zoom

Yeah, I'm A PUNK ROCK PIMP
Have you Blown Up Like A Blimp...
I Keep'em High As Fuck!
And Eager to Suck!

I was just Out Walking By the PIZZA PIZZA,
When I Met a Working Girl, And Said 'Nice to Meet Ya!'
I Was Lookin' for DOPE & Saw a Beacon of Hope
Yeah, I'm Still New 2 da Pimpin', But I'm Learnin' tha Ropes!
I took her Back 2 My Place, Had her Clean it Top 2 Bottom,
When it Comes To Finessin', Homie, you KNOW that I Got'em

She Was Lookin' for A Partner
So I Made A Proposal
Then We Threw Some Stray Needles
In my Safe Disposal

I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES,
Now I'm In the Pimpin' Game,
But When it Comes to Earnin' Cheddar,
Dawg, It's All Da Same

~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')

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ANY QUESTIONS?!?!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #979,539

Fake and gay.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,540

You have way too many syllables and it fucks the flow up, also you would get jumped immediately

You can't rap or fight which are both easy to do

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #979,541

You've ran 4 crackhouses yet don't know shit about pimping qhicjwads me to believe you're full of shit

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,584

Eco's best ho.... Gives the best blowjobs for only 5 bucks.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,656

@previous (D)

I could get one from Bert for a ham sandwich. Why would I pay 5 dollars to Eco's nasty ho, when I can get one from the nastiest of hos for less?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,657

Is pimping a competitive industry? Do hos (hoes?) shop around for the pimp that takes the lowest cut of their earnings?

What does a pimp actually do to earn money anyway? He provides protection for the prostitutes and ensures their clients pay up, right? I guess in your case you also provide, um, commercial space for them to work in. Is that how it works?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,662

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He isnt actually a pimp, he just rents the pimps and hookers lodging

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,664

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I wonder what the clients are like. I really don't think I could bring myself to fuck a crack whore in some autistic guy's government subsidized apartment's spare bedroom.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,665

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I know someone who used to fuck regular whores. Women and passing trans women
Once he fucked a non passing crack whore and felt sick before he could finish. He felt like a gross faggot for weeks afterwards

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,666

@979,664 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Also Eco must be really annoying, because the pimps and crack whores ran out on him in the middle of the night at least twice

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,668

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Autists aren't known for people skills :/

If the guy who fucked the non-passing crack tranny got sick before he finished and felt like a gross faggot, how was he able to start is what I wonder? I mean if they're non-passing you really can't claim to be surprised when it's a dude in a dress.

Also nice 666 GET! ???

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,669

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He was desperate and felt like he could power through

Becky's Butt joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,670

@979,665 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I know someone who used to fuck regular whores. Women and passing trans women
> Once he fucked a non passing crack whore and felt sick before he could finish. He felt like a gross faggot for weeks afterwards

wow, maybe he should have killed him in a guilt-induced rage like that movie

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,675

@previous (Becky's Butt)
The Crying Game?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,679

I'd take eco's women away soooo easy..

IF he had any..

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,683

@previous (H)
You don't have to take them away from Eco. They leave on their own ?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,714

@979,669 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It's entirely possibly to do that!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,716

@previous (I)
So I've heard!

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,734

Eco joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,752

@979,657 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Is PIMPIN' a Competitive Industry
Yeah, Girls get Catty at one another for stealin' each others' calls, and the pimps compete for a piece of their earnings...
Yeah, they generally do take the pimp that takes the smallest cut, and I don't ask for much, and I provide them with GREAT HOSPITALITY at my Spot....
We "RUN THA PHONE', take pics of them bent over to put on LeoList, Supply them with Condoms and In my case, A Location to Turn Tricks In, and Some PIMPS I know give the Girls Drugs, and Do a Lot More Shit!
I'm still only Pimpin' My 2nd Girl, So I may not be the Most Qualidfied Authority on PIMPING to Give Advice!

~ECO

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,771

@previous (Eco)
How much is your cut? And what does 'run the phone' mean?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,774

I tried to photoshop eco face-forward so I could make an eco mask, this is as far as I got (ready to print US letter size paper)

Minichan