Topic: Dear YouTube
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,461
I was just watching some music videos from the 90s.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO VIEW "KILLARY KLINTON LOL88" or "WTCH AOC G3T pOWNed" videos. Thanks. I wish you would adjust your "predictive" algorithm to not show me stupid shit. I'm not planning on clicking on those videos. Since you guys are so fond of collecting data on users, maybe you can put a note in my global file or whatever. I also don't want videos about how Nazis are living in the hollow earth. I don't want to know when Jesus is coming - he said it was going to be a surprise. I also don't care WHO you think the global bankers' conspiracy is made up of - if they are so clever, you wouldn't know anyway. Some guy who looks like a piece of uncooked bread dough cursed to sentience wouldn't be "exposing" the truth to me anyhow. Could you put a big note in your customer database about how I don't think Jews are lizard aliens? I would REALLY like to stop hearing about that. Could we just let me watch some videos about Irish bands from the 90s without suggesting a lecture from Pat Robertson about how gay people have secret HIV needle rings they are using to infect people with a "gay" disease? I'm all out of tin foil, and I really don't know if the hats are supposed to be shiny side out or shiny side in. Can you stop selling me stupid bullshit?
NO, I DON'T WANT TO VIEW "KILLARY KLINTON LOL88" or "WTCH AOC G3T pOWNed" videos. Thanks. I wish you would adjust your "predictive" algorithm to not show me stupid shit. I'm not planning on clicking on those videos. Since you guys are so fond of collecting data on users, maybe you can put a note in my global file or whatever. I also don't want videos about how Nazis are living in the hollow earth. I don't want to know when Jesus is coming - he said it was going to be a surprise. I also don't care WHO you think the global bankers' conspiracy is made up of - if they are so clever, you wouldn't know anyway. Some guy who looks like a piece of uncooked bread dough cursed to sentience wouldn't be "exposing" the truth to me anyhow. Could you put a big note in your customer database about how I don't think Jews are lizard aliens? I would REALLY like to stop hearing about that. Could we just let me watch some videos about Irish bands from the 90s without suggesting a lecture from Pat Robertson about how gay people have secret HIV needle rings they are using to infect people with a "gay" disease? I'm all out of tin foil, and I really don't know if the hats are supposed to be shiny side out or shiny side in. Can you stop selling me stupid bullshit?
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later[^] [v] #979,388
Which problems are you experiencing with the suggested videos on this page? Select all that apply. [ ] Too many videos that are very similar to each other [ ] Too many videos from a single channel [ ] There are racy videos [ ] There are offensive videos [ ] Other problem [ ] None/not sure
I'm going to fucking to strangle you. That's my problem. Do you want to know what my problem is? Other than me wanting to strangle you? I want you to stop thinking for me. I'd like to watch some shit followed by some other shit, based on what I type in. STOP thinking you understand me based on a few videos. I know I looked for a Hitler speech that one time back in '09. STOP SHOWING ME HITLER VIDEOS! IT WAS FOR A FUCKING PROJECT! I'M NOT A WHITE NATIONALIST WHO WANTS TO SUBSCRIBE TO BEN SHAPEWDIEPIE OR WHATEVER. FUCK THE FUCK OFF!
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,392
Yeah I hate it when I mostly want funny commentary but wackjobs who poison things come up
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,395
Oh MY GOD! Nazis are taking over hollow earth now! It's a banking consiracy! The FED is a ponzi scheme! 9/11 was an inside job!
Oh wait. No. I just wanted to watch a video. Fuck yeah! Bananarama!
Oh wait. No. I just wanted to watch a video. Fuck yeah! Bananarama!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,397
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,400
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,402
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
This is pretty good. I'm still getting herp derp I HATE GIRLS N MAH STAR WARZ suggestions, but I like this.
This is pretty good. I'm still getting herp derp I HATE GIRLS N MAH STAR WARZ suggestions, but I like this.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #979,403
I've found a video of a guy talking his very young daughter about how he had sex with her. Does anyone know a reddit or YouTube page where users team together to find people? This girl really needs help
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,414
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
IT'S SO AWESOME THAT ANYONE CAN YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK THEIR CRIMES AND NO ONE CARES. I'M SO GLAD WE LIVE IN FREE AND JUST SOCIETY THAT RESPECTS RULE OF LAW! LETS HAVE REALITY SHOW ABOUT HOW COPS INVADE PEOPLE'S HOMES AND THEN FEEL THREATENED BY SHOOTING EVERYONE AND THEN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE INNOCENT. THAT IS JUST AND RIGHT SOCIETY!
IT'S SO AWESOME THAT ANYONE CAN YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK THEIR CRIMES AND NO ONE CARES. I'M SO GLAD WE LIVE IN FREE AND JUST SOCIETY THAT RESPECTS RULE OF LAW! LETS HAVE REALITY SHOW ABOUT HOW COPS INVADE PEOPLE'S HOMES AND THEN FEEL THREATENED BY SHOOTING EVERYONE AND THEN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE INNOCENT. THAT IS JUST AND RIGHT SOCIETY!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,489
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,499
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,556
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,557
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,559
the video title "libtard admits to rapping daughter unepic style" with 187 views does not inspire confidence in reliability
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,560
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,565
so the title and thumbnail are some kind of joke, then the content gets all real?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,566
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,568
no the title is too retarded
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,569
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,577
who posted the video, get that guy to call the cops instead of posting retardedly titled videos to youtube
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,578
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,589
I feel like it's an out of context clip of a larger video.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,598
@previous (F)
There was another video and he was like Why do you like doing sexual things with me? And she said because it makes you feel good. And he replied but people are worried because you're only 6
There was another video and he was like Why do you like doing sexual things with me? And she said because it makes you feel good. And he replied but people are worried because you're only 6
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Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,617
Chris Irvine joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,618
I never get those recommendations!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #979,632
Becky's Butt joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,692
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,696
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,700
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,703
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,704
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,705
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,709
Let me guess, he voted for Hillary...
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,711
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,720
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,781
what is the motivation of the uploader. apparently this is someone who is known and I assume already dealt with, or else the uploader would have contacted authorities and not uploaded some weird file to fucking youtube. and the uploader wanted to publicize him while making a retarded political jab. all the while having no misgivings of putting the girl's face out in public at the same time.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #979,784
@979,598 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
All I know is that when I google something and the first thing that comes up is a stormfront thread I suspect the veracity of the narrative presented to me
All I know is that when I google something and the first thing that comes up is a stormfront thread I suspect the veracity of the narrative presented to me