It would be something else if Catherine started scrapping junk copper in the desert, young man ;-j
But hasn't Catherine been a user for like ever.
Theory: Every user here is just the same person. The only reason we think we're different people is because of how hard the one true Minichan personality shattered when the event happened. Maybe we're all just pieces of the one one true user that need to be scooped up and put into one basket. This is all the more reason for Cathy to come back. Without Cathy back in the fold, we may never be complete.
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I'm really just trying to slip some gnostic mysticism into the Minichan mythology, but since you asked...
The Event happened at some unspecified time when all of the people everywhere came from a divine spark splintering into a million billion pieces. All the conscious things you know and understand as conscious things probably rose from
the event. Some say it happened because of r04r triggering a netsplit in the simulation, but those people are silly. It actually happened because of some weird reason we can't understand. Anyway, here we are. Lost and confused conscious bits of stuff.
You should probably be nice to other conscious bits of stuff because they might also be you even though you don't understand that yet. Some people have realized that. They've tried to tell you that being nice to all the conscious bit of stuff is good, but you're not buying it. You're right to be skeptical. I was too. It feels good to hurt other bits of stuff and blame them for your shortcomings. Here's the trick: You're really just blaming yourself. Grow up and own your shortcomings. Stop blaming other pieces of stuff for shit you do and think.
To bring this back around, just stop being such an asshole. I know it feels awesome to be a teenager again and pretend that your internal monologue is important. It's not. It's just trite. Everyone has heard it all before. Intentionally hurting other things is wrong. It's not edgy. (No, really, I don't care what stories you tell yourself about how you suffered and that makes suffering good. Suffering begets suffering, and that's the path to hell.) It's just being a shit piece of human being. If you think hurting people is the answer, then start with yourself. If you want to improve the human race, then just die.
We're all piece of the divine cursed to live in this human existence. It's a dirty, horrible sleepover in a shitty part of why-the-fuck-am-I-even-here. If you can't deal with it like the class clown who thinks farting in the tent hilarious, then kindly see yourself out. We only want good people who want good things for everyone. We don't need you here.