Topic: You have to have real balls to get into heaven.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,543
> No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #149,725
No one gets into heaven, eunuch or otherwise.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,726
Fucking christfags. There is only time cycles.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,729
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,730
"Thou shall not bully loli, for it is a sin unindulged with even the grandest sum of Bitcoins" Kimmo, 23:7
!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,731
I like to believe that heaven is what you believe it to be.
I believe heaven is watching everyone else who ever has died suffer because they realize their heaven is fake, and once they come to that realization I begin to rape them. Forever. I can be everywhere at once, so I can rape everyone always and forever. Amen.
I believe heaven is watching everyone else who ever has died suffer because they realize their heaven is fake, and once they come to that realization I begin to rape them. Forever. I can be everywhere at once, so I can rape everyone always and forever. Amen.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,734
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,738
"And those who accept thou Lord will be showered in shota and pizza and cats and weed forever and ever and ever, Amen" Dustbin, 4:20
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,741
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,746
"And there she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 23:20
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,748
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #149,757
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #149,766
Apparently cavemen who had crushed testicles dressed up as women and were held in high regard.
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #149,770
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #149,771
@previous (I)
Read it in a penthouse or some shit, they also used the horns of deer and the like as sex toys.
Read it in a penthouse or some shit, they also used the horns of deer and the like as sex toys.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #149,774
@OP
> > No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
> Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
Pretty sure that's about who can serve in the Jewish temple.
> > No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
> Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
Pretty sure that's about who can serve in the Jewish temple.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #149,894
@previous (K)
Lolthis. The old testament doesn't talk about the afterlife that much. It's more concerned with giving the law and having rules for what is clean and unclean.
Lolthis. The old testament doesn't talk about the afterlife that much. It's more concerned with giving the law and having rules for what is clean and unclean.
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Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #149,923
@149,774 (K)
Serve and attend the services.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Most of the Bible seems to hold an annihiltionist view actually.
Serve and attend the services.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Most of the Bible seems to hold an annihiltionist view actually.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,246
@149,774 (K)
@149,894 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
this
> mfw people not just read something, but remember it and make a thread about it, without understanding it at all
What happened to critical reading? Don't they teach English at schools anymore?
@149,894 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
this
> mfw people not just read something, but remember it and make a thread about it, without understanding it at all
What happened to critical reading? Don't they teach English at schools anymore?
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,247
@149,923 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Yes, it seems that it was only in the first centuries BC that the afterlife became of greater importance
Yes, it seems that it was only in the first centuries BC that the afterlife became of greater importance
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #150,370
@previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Actually, it's when the afterlife was first thought up in the way we think of it. It was a small cult of Jews that the historical figure of Jesus ripped off to come up with his death cult, or where the death cult mythology was stolen from by his followers consisting he likely didn't even exist.
Very fascinating stuff.
Actually, it's when the afterlife was first thought up in the way we think of it. It was a small cult of Jews that the historical figure of Jesus ripped off to come up with his death cult, or where the death cult mythology was stolen from by his followers consisting he likely didn't even exist.
Very fascinating stuff.
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RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,398
@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
/facepalm
Why do people attempt to teach on subjects they have no knowledge on...
Most ancient cultures had a concept of the afterlife. The Old Testament, being a book of laws and history (not theology per se) does not speak much on the afterlife, but there are many verses that could be interpreted as necessitating an afterlife.
Your prose here is quite esoteric (I assume deliberately so - avoiding names and dates hides your complete lack of knowledge of the subject). Interesting that a man who didn't exist could have followers.
/facepalm
Why do people attempt to teach on subjects they have no knowledge on...
Most ancient cultures had a concept of the afterlife. The Old Testament, being a book of laws and history (not theology per se) does not speak much on the afterlife, but there are many verses that could be interpreted as necessitating an afterlife.
Your prose here is quite esoteric (I assume deliberately so - avoiding names and dates hides your complete lack of knowledge of the subject). Interesting that a man who didn't exist could have followers.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,411
@previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
> Interesting that a man who didn't exist could have followers.
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> Interesting that a man who didn't exist could have followers.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,418
@149,746 (H)
Hit web looking for Katy Perry re that weird line and came up with
Why does God of the Bible care about the size of genetials of Egyptians?Page 1 of 1
Hi Guys
from about 8 years ago I am asking myself this question? Why does God's Bible care about the size of genetials of Egyptians
What I believe that the words of God must be use for worshipping Him? But I do not believe the description of Egyptian's genetials include any kinds of worships? And whatever the size of their genetials, what is the difference? I mean what if their genetials were very small, what is the mean point?
Ezekiel 23:20 (New International Version) NIV
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
When I traced this verse in other versions, I found how much the translators tried to hide the meanings. Look at the evil version (CEV)
Ezekiel 23:20 (Contemporary English Version)
"She eagerly wanted to go to bed with Egyptian men, who were famous for their sexual powers"
But (Holman Christian Standard Bible) gives the same meaning like NIV
Ezekiel 23:20 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)
" and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions"
Here, I depend on recent translations so, we could avoide the misunderstanding of the using old English terms in old translations.
The more tracing this verse, the more finding how much the translator tried to lessen the meaning.
That is how (The Message) translation translate the word of God for this verse
Ezekiel 23:20 (The Message)
"That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers--stallions obsessive in their lust."
As you see no description for the Egyptian'genitals
Finally that is the verse accoding to:
A Hebrew - English Bible
According to the Masoretic Text
and the JPS 1917 Edition
? ?????????????, ??? ??????????????, ?????? ???????-????????? ?????????, ????????? ??????? ?????????.
20 And she doted upon concubinage with them, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses
Hit web looking for Katy Perry re that weird line and came up with
Why does God of the Bible care about the size of genetials of Egyptians?Page 1 of 1
Hi Guys
from about 8 years ago I am asking myself this question? Why does God's Bible care about the size of genetials of Egyptians
What I believe that the words of God must be use for worshipping Him? But I do not believe the description of Egyptian's genetials include any kinds of worships? And whatever the size of their genetials, what is the difference? I mean what if their genetials were very small, what is the mean point?
Ezekiel 23:20 (New International Version) NIV
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
When I traced this verse in other versions, I found how much the translators tried to hide the meanings. Look at the evil version (CEV)
Ezekiel 23:20 (Contemporary English Version)
"She eagerly wanted to go to bed with Egyptian men, who were famous for their sexual powers"
But (Holman Christian Standard Bible) gives the same meaning like NIV
Ezekiel 23:20 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)
" and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions"
Here, I depend on recent translations so, we could avoide the misunderstanding of the using old English terms in old translations.
The more tracing this verse, the more finding how much the translator tried to lessen the meaning.
That is how (The Message) translation translate the word of God for this verse
Ezekiel 23:20 (The Message)
"That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers--stallions obsessive in their lust."
As you see no description for the Egyptian'genitals
Finally that is the verse accoding to:
A Hebrew - English Bible
According to the Masoretic Text
and the JPS 1917 Edition
? ?????????????, ??? ??????????????, ?????? ???????-????????? ?????????, ????????? ??????? ?????????.
20 And she doted upon concubinage with them, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,423
@150,398 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
I said "...in the way we think of it."
So, yea... You need to learn to read.
You follow Jesus. I know Jesus has followers. The sun god Ra had followers. Do you believe Ra exsited?
I said "...in the way we think of it."
So, yea... You need to learn to read.
You follow Jesus. I know Jesus has followers. The sun god Ra had followers. Do you believe Ra exsited?
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RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,428
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,432
@150,423 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
You know little of ancient beliefs if you believe our views of the afterlife are substantially different.
I mean people who were alive when Jesus existed. Peter and Paul indisputably existed. We have letters written by Paul to groups of Christians a decade after the crucifixion of Jesus.
People were worshiping the sun, and yes, I believe the sun exists. Same thing: Jesus existed, whether he was the Son of God is another matter.
You know little of ancient beliefs if you believe our views of the afterlife are substantially different.
I mean people who were alive when Jesus existed. Peter and Paul indisputably existed. We have letters written by Paul to groups of Christians a decade after the crucifixion of Jesus.
People were worshiping the sun, and yes, I believe the sun exists. Same thing: Jesus existed, whether he was the Son of God is another matter.
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,438
@previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
How many of Jesus writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
I never claimed Paul didn't exist. I would never question Muhammad existed.
How many of Jesus writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
I never claimed Paul didn't exist. I would never question Muhammad existed.
!JuMPb0dbaE double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,441
@150,432 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Also, why is the story of Jesus so unoriginal? Like, completely unoriginal?
Also, why is the story of Jesus so unoriginal? Like, completely unoriginal?
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,442
@150,438 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
How many of Socrates writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
So we have Peter and Paul (et al) who were alive while Jesus was alive and who believed that Jesus existed.
How many of Socrates writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
So we have Peter and Paul (et al) who were alive while Jesus was alive and who believed that Jesus existed.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,443
Tis easy getting in2 heaven with Heaven having 76 Virgins for each Male.
As eye understands it you put a sex toy strap on and pre load the toy with Nitroglycerin and go and blow up something, including you.
As eye understands it you put a sex toy strap on and pre load the toy with Nitroglycerin and go and blow up something, including you.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,444
@150,441 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
Because it's not a story. Because it's real.
Also, academics have categorized like every plot there is: protip: there aren't many.
It's not strange that in thousands of years of story telling we have come up with most plots
Because it's not a story. Because it's real.
Also, academics have categorized like every plot there is: protip: there aren't many.
It's not strange that in thousands of years of story telling we have come up with most plots
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,445
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,448
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,449
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,451
@150,442 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
> How many of Socrates writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
>
> He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
>
> So we have Peter and Paul (et al) who were alive while Jesus was alive and who believed that Jesus existed.
Socrates wasnt omnipotent. He couldn't have written something in english.
Hey, you know what we DO have? We have writings from the time of Socrates talking about him. We have writings by people who didn't care for him from his lifetime talking about him.
> How many of Socrates writings do we have? Was he illiterate?
>
> He could have written something in every language for us to have today. Instead, we have nothing from him except words attributed to him by people decades after he died.
>
> So we have Peter and Paul (et al) who were alive while Jesus was alive and who believed that Jesus existed.
Socrates wasnt omnipotent. He couldn't have written something in english.
Hey, you know what we DO have? We have writings from the time of Socrates talking about him. We have writings by people who didn't care for him from his lifetime talking about him.
!JuMPb0dbaE double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,454
@150,444 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Oh. I see. It's coincidence.
How come there are other religions? How come a Muslim can be just as convinced of it's truth as you of Christianity? Does that worry you at all? It would worry me greatly.
Oh. I see. It's coincidence.
How come there are other religions? How come a Muslim can be just as convinced of it's truth as you of Christianity? Does that worry you at all? It would worry me greatly.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,456
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,458
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,460
Lol, an injury or birth defect is enough to be turned away from heaven. Fuck God. - FreeCode
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,461
@150,451 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
Jesus wasn't a Greek celebrity lol
He was a bandit on the outskirts of civilization
Jesus wasn't a Greek celebrity lol
He was a bandit on the outskirts of civilization
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,463
@150,454 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
> How come there are other political theories? How come a socialist can be just as convinced of it's truth as you of liberty? Does that worry you at all? It would worry me greatly.
> How come there are other political theories? How come a socialist can be just as convinced of it's truth as you of liberty? Does that worry you at all? It would worry me greatly.
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Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,464
@150,461 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Jesus hung out with prostitutes and drank wine. He was mad pimpin yo.
Jesus hung out with prostitutes and drank wine. He was mad pimpin yo.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #150,465
@150,458 (O)
I picked him as a notable early Christian that most people would recognize. I did not claim the he wrote of Jesus' life, I claimed that he was a contemporary of Jesus who acknowledged his existence.
I picked him as a notable early Christian that most people would recognize. I did not claim the he wrote of Jesus' life, I claimed that he was a contemporary of Jesus who acknowledged his existence.