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tteh !MemesToDNA started this discussion 7 years ago#85,372
Please only participate in this thread if you are drunk, "high", very tired or in any other way "unfocused" or "out of your mind", as per the rules. Thank you for your consideration.
Bitte beteiligen Sie sich nur an der Faden, wenn Sie betrunken, „high“, sehr müde, „unkonzentriert“ (*lach*) oder „verrückt“ sind. Bitte beachten Sie unsere Regeln. Danke schön!
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tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,280
Few Coronas™
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,313
4:20 pst
? replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,317
drink and think but again
Chris Irvine replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,332
@979,280 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
My secondary school had those sofas!
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,346
Smoke weed everyday.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#979,429
I'm pretty buzzed after a couple of Icehouse edges..
? replied with this 7 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#980,720
hi i'm wasted
wait no i'm ?
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#980,853
Way to high to remember to post in this thread
Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#980,886
Dab it up
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#981,195
Pretty looped...and just had another junior epic as I fried up a couple of chopped sirloin burgers...also to enhance the occasion a handful of barbeque tater chips..
Top THAT motherfuckers..
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#981,207
> Pretty looped...and just had another junior epic as I fried up a couple of chopped sirloin burgers...also to enhance the occasion a handful of barbeque tater chips.. > > > Top THAT motherfuckers..
im having a beer and some fig cookies
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#981,208
Most people don't, you leave the money on the dresser. Or so I've been told, by my friends who have bought prostitutes. I personally have never been with a prostitute.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#983,836
@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
I didn't sleep with a prostitute in her capacity as a prostitute, thanks.
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Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,173
I am drunk af..
Got up to take a piss...fuck haters..
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,279
@983,789 (B)
Yes it is a Victorian word for a john
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,280
@983,790 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't see you as a john
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,286
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'd get greater pleasure from putting $250 in a retirement fund and watching the compound interest accumulate rather than giving it to a prostitute. That's why I'd never pay for sex.
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,292
Admit it...you just dont desire female company as much as normal men do..
Maybe get checked for low T..
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,296
@previous (K)
No I just don't think paying someone to pretend to want to fuck me for an hour is a good use of money or appealing as an idea.
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,303
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you ever watch movies as recreation?
You are paying for people to pretend for you...for TWO hours..
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,309
@previous (K)
Ok but having sex is a different experience than watching a movie. I'm not interested in putting my dick in a stranger for 20 minutes. I'd like to know them more first. Sorry for being so conservative and old-fashioned.
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#984,318
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You need to watch this...what if you met her in the park and watched this performance and then she said she'd do you for 80 bucks..
> I'm soooooo stoned. > Look at me I am STONED. > > It really takes my mind off of the fact that I have no future and that I am a bumbling cockfag. > I am STONED.
me too
p\_|_/t replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#985,046
me 420
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#985,050
@985,043 (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)
What are you wearing...hottstuff..
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#985,090
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#986,703
Okay. You criticized me for not posting here. I'm here. You were right. I should have been posting here all along. It's been a rough week. I had to rip out an IV and bleed all over the room just to spite someone. I'm here now though, and I'm totally committed to the cause.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#986,749
@previous (P)
Why were you taking your marijuana intravenously?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#986,991
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,038
@986,749 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Actually I was not. I really fucking hate marijuana as a drug. I don't like how it makes me feel or act. Which is sort of weird because other drugs makes me feel so strange and wonderful. But rest assured I still think stoner pothead people are the dregs of humanity. People suffering from opioid addiction have their own path. I think they are lost, but deserving of sympathy. I do not share that path, but they are brave. My own drugs are far weirder.
"Because I was using minichan.org at the time!" That is the excuse I am going to use whenever I get picked up by authorities for wrestling shop mannequins to the ground.
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tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,165
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,174
I want some weed
Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,197
@987,038 (P)
you are starting to sound like Denmark guy
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,404
@987,165 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
To be honest, I was hoping my comments about stoners would garner more outrage. Especially on 4/20. But I am trying to be fully on board now, captain!
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,411
I still want some weed
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#987,499
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#988,244
@988,087 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Make sure to look at yourself in the mirror before you smoke it and say, "You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date)."
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#988,293
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#988,633
Coffee and dabs in the morning
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#988,924
Smoking some leaf. ?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,061
Drinking some fyne™ Ron Zacapa 23yo®
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,062
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Please do not post pictures of my family thank you.
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,064
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
fuc u i do what i WANT
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,065
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Whom, pray tell, is that handsome tropical gentlemæn?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,067
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sorry, but revealing that would violate our non-dox/harassment policy, about which we are, in fact, as you are aware, very extremely serious!
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,069
@989,065 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Holy fuck, somebody's trying to sell his book on Amazon for £1.6k...
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,070
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lol Dr. Robert has to make a living somehow. How many copies did you buy?
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,088
Still sober as a bird. 2+ days no reefers.
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,182
really drunk :^)
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,183
what grinds my gears: if you're an admin on any tinybbs fora, the "Hyperlink" button is ticked by default each time you post so you have to untick it each time
sometimes i forget and so it gives me the admin link
and it makes me look rude or angry or a twat for no reason
:((
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,186
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,192
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,440
@989,183 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I wondered why you posted with a hyperlink so much. I think I posted hyperlinked, like, once a year on average (back when I wasn't using a tripcode and literally anybody could put Meta in the name field and I took no action to stop impersonation).
Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,505
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i liked that but i was like the only one who bothered impersonating you tho
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,533
@previous (Ben Johnson)
I'm surprised nobody except you did. I actually thought it was hilarious and I wanted more people to do it.
Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,540
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
fag anons need to learn how to shitpost
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#989,927
Four twenty consume cannabis daily. ?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#990,501
nerds
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#990,510
Stop doing the drugs.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#990,551
He was gonna fuck them later, couldn't afford to leave any.
Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,581
I am five shots in, contemplating a sixth.
Anonymous B triple-posted this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,591
Update:Six shots in, contemplating a seventh.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,956
Well. Iksa its the sutautin.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,959
I made ot to eight shots that night, stayed up all night, went to Target in the morning. Passed out when I got home. All in all good night.
Anonymous T replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,964
@previous (B)
I fucking love this esxperience. I understand it, too. Going to the convensience store, apologisiong to the clerk for being drunk, and then buying any oold shit, it's the slice of life. Fuck yeah. You. And I. living the dream.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#991,966
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#999,773
@previous (D)
When it first came out of the freezer it was (expectedly) pretty flavourless, but developed a nicer profile after sitting in my glass for a bit. I'm shit at tasting notes, but it tasted almost indistinguishable from Johnnie Walker Red if that helps!
Overall it was rather disappointing and not worth £40. Not bad, but not worth the price. 6/10. Thanks.
Anonymous W replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,000,104
If you are not drunk, "high", very tired or in any other way "unfocused" or "out of your mind", on this, the day of the fora's one millionth post, then you are now canceled. Turn in your UID and badge on your way out the door.
Mosquito Valentine⚡ replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,000,174
@previous (W)
wooooo im not drunk anymore but I'm tired and unfocused and high take that mimmo
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,001,774
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,001,776
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Did you enjoy the Deadpool movies? I thought they were both great, they really captured the spirit of the character.
You know, you're the reason I started reading his comics! I don't really read them nowadays (or any western comics tbh), but I still had a fun time reading them.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,001,781
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I enjoy them as a separate entity from the comics, I guess I liked where they took the stories. It's hard to be a purist when it comes to deadpool, even he's unsure of his own backstory, but I think the movies captured a decent shot of his anti hero essence, even if it all was a motivation not specifically expressed in any iteration of the comics before.
I honestly haven't had a chance to catch up on deadpool comics other than randomly seeing an issue at a library or bookstore, and I haven't been to a large enough town to have that kind of variety in a while.
Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,002,974
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,003,012