Topic: First mow of the year..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,351

Hell yeah..

Lawn care is important stuff..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #978,005

Keeping a job is more important than lawn care. And we all know your job won't last long.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #978,011

Is that how you repay your mommy for emptying her fridge?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #978,028

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
It's how bert impresses the ladies

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #978,030

@previous (D)

Ugh. I just got a mental image of bert mowing the lawn with his shirt tied in a knot, and wearing daisy dukes.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,031

@previous (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
Was he also mowing one handed, the other hand behind his head, and doing a hip thrusting strut across the lawn?

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,034

@previous (D)

Stop implanting these pterrifying images in my head!

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,036

@978,028 (D)
The only woman Bert can please, is his sister, pictured here.

Edit: pic below

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Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s double-posted this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,037

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,038

@978,034 (Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq)
Bert doesn't turn the mower around. He backs it up with a booty shaking hop step while maintaining eye contact with you the whole time.

Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,039

@previous (D)

Good thing I'm dead, otherwise this would kill me.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,045

@978,038 (D)
That's so you can read his tramp stamp.

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