Topic: Why do women wear Tampons when they skydive?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,349

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #978,000

-3/10

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #978,003

Why do they put strings on end of tampons?

So white women don't have to be cotton pickers.

Why else do they put strings on end of tampons?

So crabs can go bungee jumping.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,007

Why did cave men drag chicks around by their hair..

So they didnt fill up with mud..

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #978,009

Why won't Bert keep this job very long?

Because mooching off mommy required less work.