Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later[^][v]#977,925
I fall in love with every pizza I meet. The more I love a pizza, the more I am tempted to consume the object of my desire. The more I consume, the more I love it. I thought it was just one of life's great mysteries.
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Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#977,928
and then as you absorb it, you become that much more of pizza
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#977,931
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
There was a period during the last few years of college when a significant percentage of me was probably made from pizza. Little did they know that they conferred that degree upon a walking, talking, exam taking, wad of sentient mostly pizza stuff. The joke is on them I guess.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#977,932
Cannibalism
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,945
No. My name is not Bert.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,956
This makes me want to have a delicious red baron pizza today..