Topic: Will the Great Turd Wars continue?????
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,300
Halifax the Necromancer is a lone, shadowy figure, the only living creature in the uncharted secret depths of the Parisian™ catacombs. He stands on a pile of ancient Skeleta-Warriors™ (pronounced as one word), veterans of the Great Turd Wars. On the top of the pile is a special skeleta -- that of General INDY THE GREAT, defeated by Saniflush-Kannons™ (pronounced as one word) in the last battle.
"Do I dare?" muses Halifax. "The Bear and the Monkey have returned. They are surely planning an attack. It's the only way!"
Halifax the Necromancer chants a Latin incantation, and the bones of General INDY THE GREAT are covered with flesh, and the great general lives again!
"Halifax, thank you. I have been waiting for this. There is so much I have to tell you."
"Master, the Bear and the Monkey..."
INDY THE GREAT cuts him off: I know. My Ghost-Soul™ (pronounced as one word) sensed it. This time, there will be changes. First of all, I want you to start calling me INDY THE GRAPE."
"I...wait, what?" asks Halifax confusedly.
"You heard me!" shouts INDY THE GRAPE.
"Er, yes, Sir, Master. And as for the teenage girlt..."
"SILENCE!" demands INDY THE GRAPE. "Those days are over! This time, I have something far more lethal, far more spiritual, that will take the Bear and the Monkey by surprise! They will never suspect what is coming!"
INDY THE GRAPE begins to giggle like a Catholic Schoolgirl™ (pronounced as one word).
"Just wait, Halifax! Teehee!"
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