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Topic: I Jacked Off Too Much! Now, My Dick's Sore To the Touch! ~Ryan 'The Hawaiian'

Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #85,254

Externally hosted imageThey call me RYAN 'THE HAWAIIAN'
'Cause I'm HOTTER than CAYENNE!
But Right now I am Cryin'
On the Inside I'm Dyin'

'Cause I JACKED-OFF Too Much
Now My Dick's Sore to he Touch
And I ain't Got No Pie!
And My Bank Account's Dry!

Tell Me, Why Does GOD Hate Me,
And MC Peeps Berate Me?
Now Suicide's All I Been
Thinkin' Bout Lately </3

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #977,258

I always associate hawaii with the sense of quenching

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,260

You look like an old faggot in that outfit ?

Oh wait, you ARE a faggot ???

Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,263

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i wish i was a faggot 'cause i love anal sex.
the gayest thing I've done is suck meth-smoke from another dudes mouth, but i"ll do anything to get high

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,266

@previous (Eco)
Nah, you're an AIDS riddled faggot.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,277

Dan Hill

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

And my dick is sore to touch
Since I jacked it off too much
And I want to eat a tasty pie
My balls are so drained and so dry

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,278

Consider changing nickname to Ryan Naylar the failure.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #977,281

@previous (D)
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