Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,027
You're just a lazy bastard like you've always been.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,029
The trick is to go to bed early and have a top of the range coffee machine set to a timer to match your alarm.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,047
@977,012 (A)
What the fuck? It takes you 2 and a half hours to wake up and get ready for work? And yet you seriously threaten people on here with violence?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,048
@previous (F)
I can be out the door in 15 minutes if I need to. 30 if I'm taking a shower. I haven't yet mastered the art of taking 2 and a half hours to walk from my bedroom to the bathroom to the kitchen and then out the door, but I'm working on it.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,049
Same, I shower before bed, wake up 15 minutes before I have to go, and leave usually about 5 minutes early.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,051
@977,048 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Too right, mate. My prep time (showering, eating, getting dressed) only takes about 15 to 20 minutes. It's very easy.
I have no idea how it takes Bert that long. Does he have some sort of physical disability? And how can he even handle a day of work, if simply leaving his house is such an effort for him?
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Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#977,069