Topic: Are you feeling good that you are concerned about Global Warming?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,175

Good for you. That doesn't help, but at least you feel good about being concerned.

You're the person the banning of plastic straws policy was aimed at. It's been a massive success in making people feel good about being concerned about Global Warming.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #976,479

Did the gob'ment take your straws?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #976,481

OP has written the edgiest, most clued-up comment ever on this site. This post is wasted on Minichan. It should be on a YouTube comments section.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #976,482

@976,479 (B)
@previous (C)
Aren't you concerned about Global Warming?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #976,483

@previous (A)
You could probably help cool the planet down by being less triggered.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #976,484

@976,482 (A)

> Aren't you concerned about Global Warming?

Dude don't spoil it. Your OP was perfect already. Brief, incisive and brilliant. The observation you made in it, expressed with devastating sardonic wit, is still blowing my mind.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,555

@976,483 (B)
@previous (C)
Can I interest you in a Green New Deal? You both seem to be likely candidates

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,562

You are retarded.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,564

@976,483 (B)

I'm no earthy science person, but this sounds accurate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,567

@976,562 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Have you considered stopping air travel, and killing all the cows?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,568

@previous (A)
Have you considered eating my fat dick, nerd?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,569

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,570

@976,568 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Little wiggler?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,574

@976,567 (A)
You really need to write this stuff on Twitter. You will get literally dozens of likes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,579

@previous (C)
I know you get triggered by Global Warming, but there is a Green New Deal that is going to solve all the problems! Except hamburgers, that will be a problem.