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Topic: does any other bible beat King James Version for the numbers of COCKs in it

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #85,165

https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=cock&qs_version=KJV

count: 17 COCKs

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #976,417

I like you, but you're pretty weird

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #976,421

they should sell it with a sticker: "More COCKs than any other bible"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,426

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Maybe cram a few more in there, "Now woth 30% more cocks!"

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,430

For, behold, I will send serpents, cockatrices, among you, which will not be charmed, and they shall bite you, saith the Lord.


wow somebody needs to share this verse with those damn x filey snake handlin nonsense churches

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,432

65 WHOREs!
https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=whore&qs_version=KJV

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,433

436 asses

Genesis 12:16
And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.

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Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,434

"Verily I say unto thee, That this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice."

imagine if Jesus talked like that

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,435

That's a lot of ass!

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,436

> And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire
wow let's start denigrating Christians for their backwards attitudes towards women. it says it in the Bible so they must all be this way. sick religion.

Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,437

@976,435 (Sheila LaBoof)
a whole lotta ass

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,439

Some rape for good measure.

2 Samuel 13:14
However, he would not heed her voice; and being stronger than she, he forced her and lay with her.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,440

@previous (C)
at least he didn't make any lame excuses about it

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,441

@previous (D)

But wait, there's more.

2 Samuel 13:22
And Absalom spoke to his brother Amnon neither good nor bad. For Absalom hated Amnon, because he had forced his sister Tamar.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,442

@previous (C)
ugh. ii'm bibbbl'ed out

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,443

@previous (E)

Pretty fucked up, eh?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,444

@previous (C)
no i just started thinking about how i used to have to memorize bible verses and i don't like thinking about it

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #976,446

@previous (E)
reminds me of the Charlie Brown Christmas when Linus came out for his message, and I was all, oh fuck off with this Linus

I'm more considerate towards his take now -- he was just trying to stop Charlie Brown from completely losing his shit

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,452

@976,443 (C)
It worked out in the end. Absalom murdered his brother at a feast, led a coup against his father and was eventually executed by Joab.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,477

itt: shitheads

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #976,505

@previous (G)
because they are mocking your deeply held religious beliefs?
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