Topic: Wine pairing advice needed
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #85,025
What sort of wine should I pair with my USAmerican Sugarloaf™ breadfood product sandwich filled with pealed hotdog cold cuts and topped with USAmerican cheesefood™ product singles?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #975,141
Yellow Tail™ Cabernet
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The finest store brand grape juice $4 can buy, aged on your kitchen counter for three months.
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@975,142 (C)
wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
What's the word? Thunderbird / How's it sold? Good and cold / What's the jive? 'Bird's alive / What's the price? Thirty twice.
wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #975,147
I would prefer if it's available in a goon sack.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #975,152
@975,145 (B)
Thunderbird $3.99 5th 17.5% Alcohol. The most famous Bum wine on the market.
A review
https://www.bumwinebob.com/2015/05/thunderbird-fine-wine-for-fine-americans.html
Once it was one of the best selling wines in USA. Popular since the 1950s - It was marketed in the United Kingdom as "The California Aperitif".
Thunderbird $3.99 5th 17.5% Alcohol. The most famous Bum wine on the market.
A review
https://www.bumwinebob.com/2015/05/thunderbird-fine-wine-for-fine-americans.html
Once it was one of the best selling wines in USA. Popular since the 1950s - It was marketed in the United Kingdom as "The California Aperitif".
Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #975,154
@975,146 (B)
> wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
> wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
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@975,160 (A)
$3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
$3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
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@previous (A)
Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
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@975,177 (C)
> Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
> I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
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> Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
@975,171 (C)
> $3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
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> Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
@975,154 (C)
> >wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
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> Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
this story fuckin sucked
> Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
> I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
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> Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
@975,171 (C)
> $3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
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> Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
@975,154 (C)
> >wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
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> Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
this story fuckin sucked
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #975,188
@previous (B)
> > Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
> > I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
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> > Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
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> > $3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
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> > Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
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> > >wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
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> > Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
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> this story fuckin sucked
Agreed
> > Yea - Like how much is a gag worth?
> > I was going to brown bag it - At wine tastings great wines are brown bagged so everyone does their best to determine exactly what the wine is without label hints. But I did not have a clue how bad that wine was and I did not want people spitting it all over the place and after a taste that wood have happened. Very few at the party did more than smell it.
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> > Anyway one more meeting so ya all have fun.
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> > $3.99 it was worth every penny - Actually based on the laughter and smiles of friends, that bottle as a gag gift for the host of the party was worth 10X's the cost.
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> > Of course I did bring along some ultra great wines but cannot after so many years wood not remember what those were - Anyone invited to one of those parties tries to outdo everyone else. All end up happy and the food is ALWAYS beyond Great.
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> > >wow nice i didn't know about flavored fortified wines
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> > Only once at a high class party with very ultra expensive wines - For fun I bought a bottle and poured a taste after everyone laughed - Don't remember it really having any taste. Smelled like rubbing alcohol - Did not swallow but I do remember saying this does not really have a flavor. The only purpose of this product is for bums to get drunk on the cheap.
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> this story fuckin sucked
Agreed