Topic: My blood glucose is 95, fora!!!

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #85,008

I'm not diabetic!!!!! ????????????????????

283lbs and my pancreas still works! ???????

Looks like Meta wins again ?

suck it fags ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #974,876

This was after dinner, too. Not even fasting blood glucose!!!!

Becky2 !zbYTdDYy1M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,888

283 pounds?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,889

How tall are you?

Becky2 !zbYTdDYy1M replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,893

@previous (C)
4’1”

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,900

That's great Meta

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,903

@974,889 (C)
5'10"

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thanks bby ??

Think I'll eat some candy to celebrate!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,905

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

That's about 4 pounds per inch.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,909

@previous (C)
Some inch slices would be heavier than others. Like a slice from my stomach would be like 10lbs but a slice from the bottom of my feet would be like 1 pound.

It's funny imagining myself as a stack of 70 1-inch slices neatly stacked on top of each other.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,913

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Agreed. Sometimes I go all Rain Man, and can't help but do some maths.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,916

how are the knees

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,919

@974,913 (C)
Math. You do the MATH. You do some MATH. Not "maths".

I know that's how people speak in England but it's just "rubbish" as you would say.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,920

@974,916 (Sheila LaBoof)
Not so good :(

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,921

@974,919 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

I am a USAmerican, whom lives in west Texas. I say maths for fun.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,922

@previous (C)
I'm a USAmerican, whom lives in east Texas. I say math because I'm not gay.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,924

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

You are situationally, though.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,925

@previous (C)
Yeah but that's different from being gay permanently. I'm not gay at this precise moment in time.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,926

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Are you sure?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,928

@previous (C)
You're not doing a very good job of seducing me, if that's what you mean.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,930

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Not trying to seduce you. Then again, I've seduced you without trying before.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,933

@previous (C)
Drop the maths thing and send me a dick pic and I'll see if we can work something out.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,934

@OP

Are you a d cup or double d?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,935

@974,933 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

According to my maths, that isn't going to work out.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,950

@974,909 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> It's funny imagining myself as a stack of 70 1-inch slices neatly stacked on top of each other.

This will matter once we start marketing plans for life-sized, 3D-printed Minichan figurines.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,056

@previous (G)
When I die (probably in the next 20 years lol) I want to be sliced and have each member of the forum get a slice FedExed to them.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,155

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I feel like Kook will be the only person here who will really get excited about that idea.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,158

If that's mmol/L you're fucked. ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,167

@975,155 (G)
I'll make sure you get a good brain slice. I think you'll be able to figure out whatever the fuck was wrong with me.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,169

@975,158 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It's mg/dL i'm fine ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,170

Also just tested it after working with no lunch. It's 64. I may actually have the opposite of diabetes ?

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,176

@975,167 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Brains are usually more fun when they're working. I'll see if I can get it plastinated or something though. If I get some motor areas, then maybe I'll have a plaque made commemorating the fastest BBS moderation ever achieved by humans.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,241

Disgusting

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #975,257

@975,176 (G)
I'd let you vivisect me bby ?