Topic: Eco Gets Jumped by 2 CrackHeads @ the Salvation Army; Fuckin' OWNS Them!
Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #84,962
I Just got JUMPED by 2 CrackHeads by the Homeless ShelterWho DIdn't Know that I could FIGHT like a Fuckin' Black Belt'er...
Walked Away without a Scratch, and then I Smoked a Batch
Of the BOMBEST WEED, just to Calm My Needs...
Put your Mind to it, And you SHALL SUCCEED!
All I Did was WALK by the Salvation Army
When a Couple of Punks Stepped out and Tried to Harm me...
They Wanted 'CAYENNE RYAN' Dead, So I Stomped they Fuckin' Head
Then I went home and simply Toasted some Bread
And Lay in my Bed, My Knuckles all Red...
If I see them again, I'll Bring my Uncle Pat,
My Big, Biker Cousin Dustin and a Baseball BAT!
Walk Away wit' a TEARDROP TAT,
They Wanna Rumble, Let's Show'em where it's At!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #974,443
Whatever. You got your ass kicked.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,458
I havent ever...not once seen anyone tough at the Sally..
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,545
Dude, seriously. You're not Hulk Hogan.
You got in a push fight with hobos. I know people who do that everyday. Shut the fuck up.
You got in a push fight with hobos. I know people who do that everyday. Shut the fuck up.