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Topic: Sold My Phone For a 20 Dollar Rock...Now I'm watching Porn, and Strokin' on my Cock!

Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #84,943

Externally hosted imageSold My Phone For a 20 Dollar Rock...
Now I'm watching Porn, and strokin' on my Cock
Looking for Someone to Stalk, and to Shock with my Talk
Stealing people's shit, searchin' for something to Hock...

I know I'm really Clever
But I can't Live this Life Forever
Got Kicked out 2 Rehab Centers
After goin' on a Bender
So I take My Fuckin' Heart
And Stuff it in a Blender
Then I play a Mean Guitar
Rockin' Out on my Fender

I Sip a Gingerbread Latte
As I'm Doin' Karate...
Downloadin' Pirated Movies
And Songs that Help Soothe Me
As I sit in the Cafe, all Mothafuckin' Day
Before I hit the Hay, kickin' Rhymes like I May
Have Your Bitch come to Play
Get my Rocks off Either way...

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #974,342

You are piece of SHIT.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,344

Are you trying to rhyme heart and guitar

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,346

@974,342 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

I second this motion.
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