Sold My Phone For a 20 Dollar Rock...
Now I'm watching Porn, and strokin' on my Cock
Looking for Someone to Stalk, and to Shock with my Talk
Stealing people's shit, searchin' for something to Hock...
I know I'm really Clever
But I can't Live this Life Forever
Got Kicked out 2 Rehab Centers
After goin' on a Bender
So I take My Fuckin' Heart
And Stuff it in a Blender
Then I play a Mean Guitar
Rockin' Out on my Fender
I Sip a Gingerbread Latte
As I'm Doin' Karate...
Downloadin' Pirated Movies
And Songs that Help Soothe Me
As I sit in the Cafe, all Mothafuckin' Day
Before I hit the Hay, kickin' Rhymes like I May
Have Your Bitch come to Play
Get my Rocks off Either way...