Topic: Which one of these 3 cars is Catherine most likely to buy

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,910

Since mostly gay men drive them?

Even though it's highly unlikely he will ever own a car anyway.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Mini Cooper	5	56%
Fiat	2	22%
Smart Car	2	22%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later[^] [v] #974,113

*she

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #974,114

@previous (B)
He has a penis, therefore he is a male. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #974,115

@previous (A)

Because all we mean when we call each other women or man, is what genital we have.....

pfffff

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #974,116

@974,114 (A)
*doglike penis

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #974,117

@974,115 (C)

> Because all we mean when we call each other women or man, is what genital we have.....
>
> pfffff

Isn't that how it works? Not very bright, are you?

@previous (D)

> *doglike penis

Trufax. I remember him saying something like it's oddly shaped and sticks to his panties.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #974,118

@previous (A)

So when you imagine a woman, do you only imagine a cunt and nothing else? Your lack of imagination aint so bright.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,120

@974,117 (A)
Most probably your penis is micro in dimensions. Boys made fun of you in gym.
You are jealous of Catherine.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,122

@974,118 (C)
Isn't a cunt what a woman has? Your imagination is off-putting. Your mom taught you about the birds and bees all wrong.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,123

@974,120 (E)
If 8 inches is micro, then I'm guilty as charged. No laughs from other guys in gym.

And what could I possibly be jealous about with Catherine the man?

How's that Viagra working out for you syntax?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,127

Pink Mini Cooper blasting the Spice Girls at 120dB down the main street of Victorville ??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,129

She would obviously need to have a Mini Cooper with a Minichan bumper sticker.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #974,130

@974,122 (A)

It's not the only thing, i hope that's not the only impression that your mum gave you

beckle joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,162

@974,129 (G)

> She would obviously need to have a Mini Cooper with a Minichan bumper sticker.

the official car of minichan

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,176

@974,114 (A)
She identifies as female. Check your privilege. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,178

@974,130 (C)
If I had a dollar for every gender there was, I'd have......... 2 bucks.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,179

@974,176 (I)

> She identifies as female. Check your privilege. Thanks.

What he identifies as, and what he was born as, are 2 different things. I call them what they were born as, not what you want to be. Your feelings being hurt are no concern of mine.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,180

> Mini
> Gay
OP's taste is seven kinds of shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,182

@previous (J)

> OP's taste is seven kinds of shit.

Just like your mom.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,189

@previous (A)
You must be thinking of your mom. Because your mom is so shitty that Matt is her only john.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #974,232

This thread makes me want a Mini Cooper with a custom Minichan license plate now. >:-( Represent yo.

Do I get bonus points if I paint it the default color scheme of the board?

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