Topic: novelty idea: middle finger merry-go-round/carousel
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #84,874
It would be fun to have a fair ride that instead of horses that go up and down, it's middle fingers up and down, signifying "fuck off" in 360 degrees. Miniature wind-up or electric ones could be sold too.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later[^] [v] #973,882
What about weighted middle fingers that rise up higher in front of the riders the faster the ride goes? They could be counter-weighted and pulled higher by the centrifugal force of the ride. The faster the ride goes, the more you can symbolically raise your middle finger to everyone else and yell, "Fuck you, I'm on a carousel!"
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #973,903
FUCK YEAH
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #973,905
You want kids to sit on giant, thrusting fingers?
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,909
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,911
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,937
call it a merry-go-fuck-yourself