Topic: ECO GETS DICK BITTEN OFF BY A PONY!!!
Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #84,810
After 7 or 8 farm visits trying to get a pony to lick on my penis and maybe lick back on his if farmer is not looking, I have been granted a Bleeding Hole Where My Dick Was and have gotten my dick bitten of by said pony...Dick Cropped in Full...
Did get bitched at for making a fake Bomb Threat in the Ranch-House, however, but that's for another day....
Today I had Farm
The Farmer Read the Report
I'm Legally-Insane
Because I lick dick For Sport
Tried to Blow up the Ranch-House
As a Last Resort
Then told the pony to "suck it"
As A Witty Retort
I'm High as A Kite
And Tryin' to find the Light
Suck Dicks off Horses' Asses
Like Every Single Night
When I go to the Farm
I'm Quick to Start a FIght
With a Couple Punk-Bitches
'Til I Connect With a Horse
Got Charged With S(ucking) & L(icking)
And Forcible Entry
'Cause I Took That Stallion's Dick
Then Forced It Inside Me
I Opened The Back Door
And Spread My Crack, You See
Then Took That Dick Like A whore
When That Horse Was Inside Me....
Yeah, I licked down that fat dick
As my ass quivered and twitched
It was the day I made the switch
Cabbing from the Store
I decided to fuck horse not man
'Cause I'm a big dick Fan
Made that horse cum all day
'Cause I needed my Crack split either way...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #973,382
Post stump or gtfo
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #973,414
wow someone got ZoopilledAnonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #973,417
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #973,421
Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,444
@previous (B)
I No Longer Post Naked Pictures, After Everyone Made FUN Of My Penis And Balls. You Just Want To Make FUN Of My Stump...
I No Longer Post Naked Pictures, After Everyone Made FUN Of My Penis And Balls. You Just Want To Make FUN Of My Stump...
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,448
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,616
This rap sucks dude. Fake eco is fake
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,632
Kook and Eco sitting in a tree
f-u-c-k-i-n-g
f-u-c-k-i-n-g
Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,784
Bump.
Eco (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,786
@973,616 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I am the Eco. There is only one... Meta can confirm it is me. Also, I take dick for fun.
I am the Eco. There is only one... Meta can confirm it is me. Also, I take dick for fun.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #973,789
Ouch