Topic: ECO GETS BREAK & ENTER CHARGES DROPPED!!!
Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #84,805
After 7 or 8 court appearances for booting down my Dad's door and stealing money from my mom's Purse, I have been granted Mental Health Court Diversion and have gotten off Scot-Free once again...Charges dropped in Full...
Did get bitched at for making a fake Bomb Threat in the Court-House, however, but that's for another day....
Today I had Court
The Judge Read the Report
I'm Legally-Insane
Because I Kill For Sport
Tried to Blow up the Court-House
As a Last Resort
Then told the Bailiff to "suck it"
As A Witty Retort
I'm High as A Kite
And Tryin' to find the Light
Snort Lines off Hookers' Asses
Like Every Single Night
When I go to the Club
I'm Quick to Start a FIght
With a Couple Punk-Bitches
'Til I Connect With a Right
Got Charged With B & E
And Forcible Entry
'Cause I Kicked Down My Dad's Door
Then Said it Wasn't Me
I Booted the Front Door
And it Cracked In three
Then Stole Money from my Mom's
When in her Purse so swiftly....
Yeah, I kicked down their front door
As I was just looking for
a few Dead Presidents
Cabbing from the Store
I busted in like a Mack Truck
'Cause I didn't give a Fuck
Made a quick get away
'Cause I needed Crack either way...
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #973,366
I don't say this to be rude but your posts warrant the death penalty.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #973,367
I like this rap better:
https://minichan.org/topic/84749
because, at least you were being honest for it.
https://minichan.org/topic/84749
because, at least you were being honest for it.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,378
Why does minichan attract all the crazy people
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,608
@973,366 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I don't say this to be rude but your posts warrant the death penalty.
Shut up they are great
> I don't say this to be rude but your posts warrant the death penalty.
Shut up they are great
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #973,614
Eco you are a vegan right?