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Topic: my dad is fucking dead

James !!U1oPlerJJ started this discussion 7 years ago #84,699

he won the golf tournament but a golf buggy ran into him. the paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene. i am so sad. i i never got to apoligise for my meltdown earlier and tell him i love him. my uncle Jerry and cousin Joe are coming to stay and look after me

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #972,426

Fuck! I'm sorry man. Just know that he is golfing up in the sky right now with Moses and Allah.

James !!U1oPlerJJ (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #972,436

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
thanks. i don't like my uncle Jerry. he is an unemployed alcoholic

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,514

what's a golf buggy
like, an overpowered golf cart?

Bullshit Detector joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,515

One look at death by golf cart on a golf course.

Two men die in Thailand after their golf cart - 2018

An 11-year old South Carolina boy died when the golf cart he was driving ran off the road, flipped and the golf cart's canopy support landed on his neck, causing fatal traumatic asphyxiation.
A 15-year old golf course employee died when his utility golf cart lost control going downhill and hit an obstacle, throwing him across a stream where he landed on his head and died instantly
A 16-year old golfing community resident died after his golf cart blew a tire and hit a building head-on
A 28-year old woman died when her out-of-control golf cart made a sharp turn, ejecting her into the road and causing a massive fatal traumatic golf cart head injury

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,516

@previous (Bullshit Detector)

> One look at death by golf cart on a golf course.
>
> Two men die in Thailand after their golf cart - 2018
>
> An 11-year old South Carolina boy died when the golf cart he was driving ran off the road, flipped and the golf cart's canopy support landed on his neck, causing fatal traumatic asphyxiation.
> A 15-year old golf course employee died when his utility golf cart lost control going downhill and hit an obstacle, throwing him across a stream where he landed on his head and died instantly
> A 16-year old golfing community resident died after his golf cart blew a tire and hit a building head-on
> A 28-year old woman died when her out-of-control golf cart made a sharp turn, ejecting her into the road and causing a massive fatal traumatic golf cart head injury

idiot

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,520

@previous (C)
Did you expect BS detector to look up death by golf buggy.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,523

@previous (E)
listen I know you're same fagging but get this: your golf buggy reference made me chuckle

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,525

@previous (C)
Not my doing, OP said.
> he won the golf tournament but a golf buggy ran into him.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,627

@previous (E)
okay you're retarded and I take my niceties back
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