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Topic: How many cleaning ladies do I need to be a real gangster?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,653

I think I'll need at least 2 cleaning ladies to be able to run my gangland empire. Will I need 3 or even 4 cleaning ladies to get real respect on the streets though?

How many cleaning ladies do the gangsters in your area run?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #972,126

Watch Scarface and count the number of cleaning ladies. That's the answer.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #972,129

146,647,832

Duh joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #972,135

@972,126 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Scarface must have fired one of his at the end.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #972,139

The year is 2019, and in the rough and tumble underworld of criminal enterprise cleaning ladies are quickly replacing expensive cars and flashy jewelry. The crimelords of yesteryear are beginning to feel silly flashing bling and designer brands as a way of advertising their wealth. The new trend in conspicuous consumption among the discerning gangster is rapidly becoming spare bedrooms and the cleaning ladies needed to maintain them. Modern criminals are increasingly amassing a wealth of spare bedrooms and staffing them with cleaning ladies in order to show off to underling thugs and rival crime bosses.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #972,152

@previous (E)
This would make an excellent plot for Smocaine 4
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