Topic: Last Week I Started PIMPING Girls, But Lost My 1st Hoe; The Bitch Ran off Without Payin' Me My Dough

Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #84,646

Last Week, I started Pimping Girls
But I Lost My First Hoe
The Bitch Ran off
Without Handing me My Dough
My Friend Slapped her out
In the Middle of my Kitchen
'Cause She Wouldn't Stop Stealin'
Or Excessive Bitchin'...
and Aggressive Snitchin'...

Pimpin' Hoes ain't as Easy as I thought it would be
I try to keep the girls high, but they take my money
When they suck me off, I get sick with the flu
Til I start losing weight, and my face turns blue

It's rough running a whore house
That doubles as a drug den
But such is the life I'm
Reluctantly stuck in...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #971,996

So, you're not a pimp.

Eco joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,998

I Am The Real Eco, And I Am a Cock-Hungry Faggot. Who Has Never Once Had SEX With a Woman. Women Are Too ICKY!

Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #972,003

@971,996 (B)
I've taken a cut of a few of the calls that girls have made in my place, so technically I am.

I help them arrange the calls and post their ads on LeoList and whatnot, so I guess you could say I dabble in marketing and promotion...

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #972,011

All your cadences are the same, and equal to that of an R-worded 2nd grader.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #972,027

What is it with you and short sleeve sweaters?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #972,036

@previous (D)
they're rolled up

Minichan