Topic: Hohoho that guy whose door I broke

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,594

I just remembered the time that I put laxatives in some sherbert and gifted it to him and he ate the whole damn thing

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #971,595

He was absent from school the very next day I recall

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,728

so about the door -- what did it leave from, and what did it lead to? That is, describe the scenes on either side.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,942

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

On one side, there was an expertly landscaped large front garden with a little wall by the side that I once vomited over, and on the other side was a front porchway with stairs to the upstairs on the left and a piano room on the right and the lounge straight forward.

A girl I knew said "You just broke the door!" when I broke the door and I save her the old shhhh and wink and she laughed.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,944

so why was the door so fragile

was it made of shit

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #971,976

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Idk the handle just fell off as I opened it

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #972,055

dang, it was made of shit

The scenes suggested a man of some level of wealth, but the handle made of shit suggests it may be mere facade

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #972,087

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Either that or someone more nefarious sabotaged the handle before me

Duh joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #972,099

@previous (A)
Everyone is more nefarious than you except your mom.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #972,127

@previous (Duh)

Thanks, I won't toot my own horn but my mother is a saint

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