Topic: ITT: Passionate fights with insects

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,459

I'm about to do battle with a basketball sized nest of bald-faced hornets. I got half a can of raid, and sheer rage. They dare trespass on my house by placing their nest where I can only see it if I am looking for it, but close enough to my door so that when I go outside at 5 AM, hungover, to get the dogs their food I get a FACE FULL OF FUCKING HORNETS THAT GO FOR THE EYES.

Oh they are so dead, I am currently waiting for them to go to sleep. Then I will unleash hell. I am short on ammo, but my determination and sheer desire to see them dead WILL pull me through in the end, even if I have to kill each and every single one of them with my bare hands, no matter the pain.

lol

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #147,975

Post pics. :3

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,981

Wonderful. Now post pics, then videotape it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,293

hair spray and lighter, DO IT FAGGOT

Leonidas !EKlieJQ7Jw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,294

I had an arguement with a bee.

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,295

@148,293 (D)
If it's on his house, that sounds like a bad idea.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,300

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
> implying he can't beat the fire out w/ newspaper afterwards
what the fuck is the house made of, diesel?

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,303

@previous (D)
Yea. Good idea there. Fire isn't something that can easily get out of hand.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,305

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
wood and vinyl siding is flammable, but doesn't catch immediately; you only need a short blast to roast everything that inhabits the nest, which is itself not flammable. also,
> implying i said leave it(i.e.run like a nigger) for any amout of time

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,308

> sitting in my room talking on the phone
> this little black/orangish/black patterned ant comes waltzing across my bed
> swat it down thinking it's dead
> look again
> there it is, still walking strong
> grab a shoe and try to smash it
> lift the shoe
> there it fucking is, walking along like a motherfucker
> grab an entire Harry Potter book
> slam it down on top of the ant
> still alive
> freak out and start trying to bash it with the phone
> grab a ridged CD case, slamming and grinding the ridges over it
> STILL GOING
I'm pretty sure I'd given up at that point.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,426

@previous (G)
Which book was it?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,457

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
that fucking huge one with the hard cover, the fourth one i think

Leonidas !EKlieJQ7Jw replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,463

I wanna get drunk with a bee.

dw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,468

mfw no pics

Foxygen !xVulpesUUg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,472

@previous (dw)
OP tried it and now he's dead.
That's why.

dw replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,482

@previous (Foxygen !xVulpesUUg)
and he was such a good kid

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,499

@previous (dw)
Stop posting this picture everywhere, troll.

dw replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,508

@previous (K)
ok

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,509

@previous (dw)
Don't make me come over there and kick your ass, dreamworks.

dw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,543

@previous (K)
ok

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,547

Is OP alive?

Leonidas !EKlieJQ7Jw replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,560

OP was a true hero.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,831

@148,426 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
@148,457 (D)
Actually, I think it was either The Sorceror's Stone or The Prisoner of Azkaban.

Minichan