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Topic: If you think a small bag full of sand is keeping your beef jerky fresh...

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #84,576

Externally hosted imageYou're a fucking moron. Thanks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #971,472

That's not sand, dummy, it's silica xerogel. Its porous nature allows it to effectively adsorb moisture.

Meta !.oMD0T/oUA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,477

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What, sand can't be porous? Thanks for playing. ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,479

@971,472 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If this moisture absorber is so good why don't they put it in crackers and bags of chips??

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,480

@971,477 (Meta !.oMD0T/oUA)
It typically isnt, no.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,481

@971,472 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Silica IS sand dummy. That's like saying "flour isn't wheat"

Meta !.oMD0T/oUA replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,485

@971,480 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
inb4 "It's not sand, it's Xerogel™" ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,486

Why would all these companies put it in if it didn't work?

Checkmate, capitalism.

John !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,487

Over here, the oxygen absorbers have iron in them.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,488

@971,486 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sand weighs more and costs less than beef jerky. So by adding it in they can shave an ounce off the weight of the actual contents.

> Checkmate, capitalism.

No. Paying for beef jerky and receiving bags of sand instead is capitalism working as designed.

Meta !.oMD0T/oUA replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,490

@971,487 (John !!U1oPlerJJ)
So you put ferric sand in your food? ?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,491

I love how mc always gets so focused on the details

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #971,494

@971,486 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Why would all these companies put it in if it didn't work?

It's obviously a scam by big silica to run up the price by artificially increasing demand.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #971,496

@previous (G)
I knew Silica Valley was influential, but I didn't know they could get away with this!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,510

@971,481 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Different forms. Sand is primarily quartz, which is a highly ordered crystalline form of silicon dioxide
Silica gel is amorphous and therefore has different physical properties than quartz

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,530

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think I know about silica gel..

Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,531

Externally hosted image@previous (H)

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,533

@971,510 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Okay so sand is organized silica, and silica gel is like quartz with down syndrome. Got it.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,535

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Stfu fat clown...you dont know shit..


I'm soooooo high..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,549

@previous (H)
what

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,552

Why is Meta acting like a massive rword tonight?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,554

@previous (I)

Probably back on the sauce.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,557

@971,552 (I)
gO EAT SOME SILICA GEL

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,571

Externally hosted image@971,531 (H)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,573

@previous (G)
The resemblance is uncanny! All this time we had a celebrity here on the fora and didn't know it!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,577

@971,530 (H)
nobody asked you

@971,533 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
not really but ok
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