Topic: Urgent update. Jim here. I'm in hospital.

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ started this discussion 7 years ago #84,515

I accidentally crashed the speedboat trying to avoid some idiot on the lake. I broke my pelvis and narrowly survived as the boat exploded. I hope you will all be praying for me at this difficult time.

James joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #970,927

Fuck you, I'm Jim.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #970,943

@OP

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,958

This reminds me of when Bobby2Sox would go in for emergency open heart surgery and then 12 hours later he was yachting with Sarah.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,961

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I miss those funny Bobb2Sox stories. Anytime we pointed out inconsistencies, he wood just say yes it is a miracle and he wood give credit to Jesus.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #970,974

a wee schoolboy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #970,997

damn it dog i told you speed boats were scary!! kayak next time asshole!!

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,076

Thank you for all the kind words and positivity. I can go home tomorrow. The doctors just need to run a few tests first.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,198

@previous (Jim !!U1oPlerJJ)
Are you, by chance, a wee British schoolboy?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,201

@previous (H)
Nothing we about 'Jim', except probably his penis.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,220

This being my real name, it triggers me immensely.

James replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,221

@previous (J)

Fuck you, I'm Jim.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,223

@previous (James)

Fuck you, I'm Jim.

James replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,227

@OP
@970,927 (James)
@970,943 (C)
@970,958 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
@970,961 (E)
@970,974 (F)
@970,997 (G)
@971,076 (Jim !!U1oPlerJJ)
@971,198 (H)
@971,201 (I)
@971,220 (J)im
@971,221 (James)
@previous (J)im

Fuck all of you, I'm Jim.

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Jim !!U1oPlerJJ (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #971,233

Jim here. I'm going to be in recovery for a while, so I'm temporarily going to be letting my golf buddy John manage my account.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #971,438

@OP

> I accidentally crashed the speedboat trying to avoid some idiot on the lake. I broke my pelvis and narrowly survived as the boat exploded. I hope you will all be praying for me at this difficult time.

Damn you’re that fucked up and the first thing you do is post on this crappy site. Jesus you have some serious issues dude.

Joran joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #971,441

@previous (K)
How many boat explosions have you survived?

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