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Minichan

Topic: Ask a Day Camp Counselor anything

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 15 years ago #8,450

Image went missingNow you faggots know where I work, do you have any questions about it?

the picture is me and my favorite kid.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #147,795

What is the worst story from your experience as being a day camp counselor?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,798

So... ...did you tap dat ass, bro? :D

dw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,800

I expected at least a tl;dr about how this counselor raped every child on their camp.
This is not the minichan I now and love.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,801

@147,795 (B)

Well today we were on the bus on our way to see "Cars 2" and a kid just threw up all over himself. The camp didn't really prepare for it, so the kid had to sit in his own puke for like 20 minutes. He was screaming, kids were crowding around obnoxiously, and the whole bus smelled like puke. Also stifling laughter was really difficult here, I have a really mean spirited sense of humor, and this shit was gold.

Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,802

Is your penis as veiny as your arm?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,804

@147,798 (C)

No but this kid is like the coolest ever, watches "Pushing Daisies" on netflix, drinks Mr. Pibb, gives world's best hugs. She actually really makes my job worth while, and brings a smile to my day.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,805

@147,802 (Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6)

yes.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,806

@147,804 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
d'awwww that's so cute :3

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,811

dotdotdot

Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,815

Heeeeey, you cheat. http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/337895514

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,824

> never, ever sending my kids to fucking camp

!SEImXP6oy2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,934

Do you rape children, or no~?

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,999

@147,804 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> No but this kid is like the coolest ever, watches "Pushing Daisies" on netflix, drinks Mr. Pibb, gives world's best hugs. She actually really makes my job worth while, and brings a smile to my day.

Pedo.

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,043

OP went to real nigga university.

My friend does the same job as you, I forget where, but one time she picked up Justin Bieber from the airport.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,054

Also, just a little tip, she isn't really cool. You don't want to tell anyone about the cool child you know. They will wonder about you.

What I'm guessing the case is, is this girl has a crush on you. You know and it makes you feel good about yourself. I'm not implying anything untoward, I'm just calling it like it is.

Drinking Mr pibb is not a measure of coolness. You are just looking for things to say she is cool because you think she is cool because she thinks your cool/dreamy/whatever.

It's like when a gay guy hits on you, you may not be interested, but it makes you feel good.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,061

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)

Erm... I like kids, kids can be cool. Kids can be fun. In fact, kids can be awesome. Not all of them, but you get the idea.

I'm not saying you're wrong in this case, but I am saying there isn't always some hidden meaning to an adult liking a kid, what you said kinda creeped me out. :/

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,223

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
People like attention regardless of the source. I wasn't implying anything, well I kind of am. Who the fuck mentions how a kid gives the best hugs? That's like something MM or I might say. To focus on such an intimate encounter... Let's be honest.

Unless she like does three somersaults into a hug or something where it's not the actual physical act of the hug, I don't know how else you can interpret that.

Though, I'm not wired the same way as other people. So, maybe it's just my perception that makes it seem that way.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,225

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
Jump do you skype?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,229

@148,054 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
@148,223 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
Idiot.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,232

@148,225 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I have it. Jumpisjump is my username. I don't really get on it ever though

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,234

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
I would love to talk to you sometime.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,235

@148,232 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
I added you.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,236

@148,234 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Where the fuck did you go lady?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,237

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
My gf wants to listen to an audio book.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,238

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
But there are better things to do nigga. Really? At 3 in the am your gf wants to listen to an audio book that she could read???? Sounds awfully gay to me.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,242

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
She is gay! It's also an Orson Scott Card book.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,244

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Sounds like a stupid reason to get off of skype.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,251

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Tell that to my bitch of a girlfriend.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,262

@148,242 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Which one? I got a fiction audio book and it's terrible. The voices the guy does are so goddamn annoying.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

!JuMPb0dbaE double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,263

@148,234 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm available this weekend. I'll probably be taking an insane amount of 2CE tonight.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,264

@148,242 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
is it speaker for the dead

Anonymous N double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,265

@148,263 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
tell us about how amazing it is when the cat eats the chicken you dropped on the floor please

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,269

@previous (N)
I'm pretty sure the cat knocked that over.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,270

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
All the more amazing.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,275

@148,262 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
It's an Alvin Maker book.

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,388

Jump and ks are both right. I guess all human interaction is based around being liked by the other person? Idk
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