Topic: I want pure energy rammed into my butthole

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,469

Do you ever get high spikes of natural organic pure energy™? I do and I want to have that all the time. Do you think i can increase those spikes by cutting out the ridiculous amounts of sugar water and start working out? Or will i just be a little healthier as a result?

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #970,369

Buy a taser

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #970,370

Or a car battery

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #970,372

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
Have you ever shoved a 9v battery up your ass?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #970,375

@970,370 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

Will it make me feel like I'm running on nuclear explosions?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #970,376

Meth.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,377

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

But they don't make that organic

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,378

@970,372 (C)
I have not

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN double-posted this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,379

@970,375 (A)
Not sure but there will be a lot of energy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,382

@970,377 (A)
Just wait until hipsters become meth users. You'll have stores in brooklyn selling artisinal small-batch organic meth for 3x retail price.

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #970,388

@970,377 (A)

Everything the nazis made is organic.

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #970,408

Plug ecstasy.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #970,714

@970,378 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
You should try it, you're missing out

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