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Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#844
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what’s best. I want a girl with shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations, who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair, she’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early. I want a girl who stays up late. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, who uses a machete to cut her red tape. With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark like tainted glass. She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
I want a girl with smooth liquidation, I want a girl with the right dividends, at City Bank we will meet accidentally; we’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
She wants a car with a cupholder armrest, she wants a car that will get her there. She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen, she’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,421
Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!
Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I see the ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! *
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"**
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
(Tell me why)
I ain't never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice,
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!
And I have no fire,
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Never say it, now!
The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,431
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,437
Lonesome
Aw man, I want a cute gal
But if anyone I have no ball
Aw man, I've tried a sign
But no girl reads it, am I not fine?
Every girl who don't look at me
They already have one, it's easy to see
I feel so lonesome, I can't think straight
To get a cute girl depends on fate
Lonesome, and it feels depressing
No matter how much I fail I keep trying
Tell me, don't I have the charm?
If no girl comes, I'll break my arm
Tell me, aren't I handsome?
What do I have to do to make one come?
I want a girl so bad
Not knowing what it is, I need it bad
I feel so lonesome, I can't think straight
To get a cute girl depends on fate
Lonesome, and it feels depressing
No matter how much I fail I keep trying
I feel so lonesome
Ohhh man
STOP
I can't think straight
To get a cute girl depends on fate
It feels depressing
No matter how much I fail I keep trying
I feel so lonesome, I can't think straight
To get a cute girl depends on fate
Lonesome, and it feels depressing
No matter how much I fail I keep trying
Lonesome
Lonesome
I feel so lonesome, and it feels depressing
No matter how much I fail I keep trying
squared :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,438
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,441
I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah
Say I got a woman way over town good to me oh yeah
She give me money when Im in need
Yeah she's a kind of friend indeed
I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah
She saves her lovin early in the morning just for me oh yeah
She saves her lovin early in the morning just for me oh yeah
She saves her lovin just for me oh she love me so tenderly
I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,442
@16,438 (squared :3 !L.....AlN.)
When in doubt, dump old man porn.
squared :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#16,443
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,321
@17,307 (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
I've never seen that. I enjoyed it so much.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,322
I want a wife and a daughter. We will live in a cottage in the country and grow our own food and sit around the fireplace every night sharing stories of our day. Then we'll tuck our daughter into bed and go down to the living room and watch a movie as we fall asleep in each others' arms.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,342
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
You sound like David Berg.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,366
@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I don't think that's a compliment.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,369
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
It wasn't a compliment or an insult, just the truth.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,389
@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I see. But he had too many children and believed in god and child abuse. I only want one daughter and I don't want her to learn of sex. And I would never divorce my wife, or remarry if she divorced me.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,409
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
So you say.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,414
@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I suppose you're right... But I feel that I am not like that man. He molested"young teenagers and women". Too old.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,415
@17,322 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I read that in The Crocodile Hunter's voice.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,442
@17,414 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I'm just messing with you. When u first saw your post I thought that you had typed fucked instead of tucked. When I realized my mistake, I decided to run with it.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,450
@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
:o OIC. An honest mistake, terribly easy to make.
toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,480
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I don't really think that you're a pedo.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,484
Maybe it's just a desire to be among them. It's certainly not a sexual attraction. But they are the only people I find attractive, so I guess that's what makes me think that I am.
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toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,490
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
It's okay, just never sex a child.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#17,491
@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
That goes without saying.
Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#27,743