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Topic: my fucking ear!

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #8,435

Last night I jabbed some earwax inside my ear by accident. It's not fun, but I have this stuff called Debrox. You drip it in there with your head tilted sideways until your ear canal is full of it, and then you let it fizz and pop until the wax gets soft and it drains right out.

I did it about three times last night, maybe more, because the wax against my eardrum was still there. I went to bed with some in there for good measure. I wake up at 8am and it feelt like someone took a knife to my ear and it still hurts like a bitch. Constantly. Advil helps, but only so much.

I might go see the doctor today and check out what is wrong, and what we can do about it. My first hunch is that it simply removed ALL of the earwax outside of the area around my eardrum and my ear canal is freaking out.


TL;DR: my left ear is driving me crazy and it really hurts

Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #147,439

Ow, sounds awful. Isn't ear wax healthy?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,445

...

Its probably not intended to be left in your ear like that. You may have seriously and permanently damaged your ear Falco. Wtf.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,448

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I did it all the time when I was a kid, it's perfectly safe

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,483

You should never put q tips in your ears.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,503

@OP
Debrox contains carbamide peroxide that reacts to break up the wax in your ear. (You can get a similar fizzy effect from good old hydrogen peroxide too.) You probably irritated the sensitive tissue inside your ear by leaving it in for so long. You usually want to space out your uses of that stuff instead of dumping a bunch of it in there all at once. If you've been using it, it should have already softened up the wax, and it should start to come out on it's own. Hold off on that shit for a while and let it heal, will ya?

Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,542

@previous (E)

This guy's intelligence and experience with Debrox is a huge turn on...

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,560

@147,503 (E)
very informative. thanks.

its healing for sure, feels better after a few hours.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,566

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Never use cotton swabs again.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,599

Sounds like you've got Swimmers Ear (slight infection caused by fluids). I got it a few years ago. Just tilt your head in a hot bath for a bit, should clear it.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,601

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Actually, what he probably did was press earwax up against his eardrum with a qtip.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,757

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
no that wax is gone

and so is the advil that was in my system :(
hurts again, might go to the doctor tomorrow.

brb advil

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,760

Image went missingMY FUCKING EAR.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,763

@147,757 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You don't know that. You might have damaged your eardrum. Tell your doctor about shoving a qtip in there and see what he says.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,764

@147,760 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> pushpin
emo kid detected

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,765

@previous (H)
We didn't have anything else. I used a needle for the rest. ._.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,766

@147,764 (H)
Were the fingerless gloves not evidence enough?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,770

@147,765 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
inb4 you have a safety pin eyebrow piercing

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,771

@previous (H)
Lol, nah. I want an eyebrow piercing...

Also, don't judge me. That was midway through eighth grade. ._.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,772

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You're still full of holes stuffed with trashy emo jewelery ;_;

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,774

@147,763 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I can hear fine. The problem isn't the q tip, its using the the abrasive debrox substance too much. It would feel different.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,775

Image went missing@147,772 (I)
Trashy emo jewelery? Okay. ;___;

...Oh. That pushpin was used to make the piercing. It wasn't jewelery...

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,779

@147,774 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
How do you know? You aren't supposed to put anything in your ears.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,783

@147,775 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
WATEVS YOU PALE TRASHY CUNT

<3

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,784

@previous (I)
I'LL JUST GO SIT IN A CORNER AND LISTEN TO DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL AND CRY.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME BUT DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL.

I love you.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,790

Image went missing@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Can I cut your wrists?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,797

CUT MY WRISTS INTO PIECES, I WANT TO RAPE AND KILL MY MOM. SUFFOCATION, NO BREEDING, DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY MOM BLEEDING.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,799

@147,790 (I)
Oh baby, oh baby.
Only if you lick the blood afterwards like Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is so deep and dark and romantic. Life is a carnival of pain. He understands that.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,803

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I fucking hate twilight :/

But I do love blood :3...sure thing dear.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,807

@previous (I)
That's okay, Twilight was rather stupid.

Blood is salty and delicious. <3

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,814

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Yes it is.

:3 what about bondage?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,818

@previous (I)
:3 Bondage would be cool if I could violently penetrate you with a strapon and end up rupturing your...intestines?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,821

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Rupturing is where I cross the line.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,823

@previous (I)
</3

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,826

Image went missing@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
;_; I let you fuck me in the ass and you throw me out like some piece of fucking trash?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,830

@previous (I)
I'd keep you in my room instead, but that works. :3

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,831

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Your room is creepy.

Like you.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,832

Image went missing@previous (I)
Does this really look that creepy? :(

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,835

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Surprisingly not. It'd be an honor to be tied up and fucked silly there ma'am.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,836

@previous (I)
<3
It will happen someday. Some day.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,837

@147,832 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Muse
> Halo 3
You are so cool.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,839

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm so fucking edgy and hardcore.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,840

@147,837 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Pay no attention my love, Fake is just heartbroken because he had to pull his girlfriend off --a black guy-- several black guys last night.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,843

@previous (I)
I lol'd. <3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,845

@147,840 (I)
Ok have fun hitting on a 15 year old girl bud.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,847

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Damn, she's that old?

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,881

@147,843 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
</3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,890

@147,847 (I)
Kimmo Alm detected.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,899

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Your Chemo detector seems to be broken.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,095

im going to the doctor tomorrow. i cant function like this... guess I'll see what i did...

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,102

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
inb4 emergency amputation.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,108

@147,483 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
bullshit

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,111

@previous (K)
True story bro, it even says it on the package.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,114

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
do it anyway, man

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,120

@148,108 (K)
Look it up, faggot.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,124

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i know you're not supposed to
don't be so rude

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,128

@previous (K)
Don't say something is bullshit when it's not.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,132

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
it is

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,135

@previous (K)
How so?

mewoth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #148,174

@147,790 (I)
meowthisnowaroused
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