Topic: Tracksuit bottoms are vastly superior to jeans
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,428
Hello. I am here to convince you that denim is deprecated. Here are some reasons why you should throw away every pair of jeans you own and replace them with tracksuit bottoms:• Durability: These motherfuckers are much lighter and more comfortable than jeans. No need to carry a heavy piece of leather around with you to hold them up either. Ideal for running from the police.
• Convenience: Tired of shit falling out of your pockets all the fucking time? Zipped pockets are vastly superior and most good tracksuit bottoms are equipped with them.
• Aesthetics: As soon as a bitch clocks those tri-stripes, she won't be able to pull your cock out fast enough to suck you off. Everyone knows they are much more aesthetically pleasing than the same blue jeans everyone wears.
• Practicality: Often find yourself looking for a place to hide weed? Most Adidas tracksuit bottoms have a secret pocket on the waistband near the crotch area, ideal for hiding an eighth of weed from police pat downs.
I hope that I've been able to convince you. Go out and buy a pair today!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #147,284
But only chavs wear those.
Also, sup to4str?
Also, sup to4str?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,297
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,303
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #147,304
Only if you drink!
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,310
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,323
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,327
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,328
That's true. Just ask Sue Sylvester.Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,329
Except most guys who wear track suit bottoms don't look half as good as the guy you posted wearing them.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,334
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,335
Holy shit, how much I hate tracksuit bottoms. Not to mention if it has the net inside... I could puke the moment I put on a tracksuit bottom...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,345
@147,334 (E)
I have multiple styles for colour co-coordinating.
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
You suck.
I have multiple styles for colour co-coordinating.
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
You suck.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,358
@OP
> • Practicality: Often find yourself looking for a place to hide weed? Most Adidas tracksuit bottoms have a secret pocket on the waistband near the crotch area, ideal for hiding an eighth of weed from police pat downs.
Confirmed for to4str.
> • Practicality: Often find yourself looking for a place to hide weed? Most Adidas tracksuit bottoms have a secret pocket on the waistband near the crotch area, ideal for hiding an eighth of weed from police pat downs.
Confirmed for to4str.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #147,381
@147,345 (A)
You must be allergic to quality jeans... nothing more comfortable than awesome jeans with 2-3% elastine :)
You must be allergic to quality jeans... nothing more comfortable than awesome jeans with 2-3% elastine :)
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,677
Oh. The uniform shorts they give us for camp also have that little pocket in the waistband. It's useful.
But jeans > tracksuits any day.
But jeans > tracksuits any day.
grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,690
They also make you look like trash.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,701
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,706
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #147,707
Tracksuit pants are great for hiding or accenting boners. This can come in handy depending where you are when arousal occurs.